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“Why do you find it so easy to be kind to me and so difficult to be kind to yourself?” god bless it

“I work for a professor of magical history who doesn’t believe in narrowing down her field of study” okay mood

“veritable cornucopia of discord that awaits us if we continue down this brambly path” is a much better way of saying certain doom

somehow the task of inventorying an entire roadside museum isn’t the scariest thing in this book

“The walls were white limestone, hung with stalag … stalac … the ones that hang down, okay?”

“This all used to be Native land, after all.”

I have never been so excited and so scared at the same time

Gideon said, slowly: “Princess. None of us here speaks crazy lady.”

“Oh, whoops, my bad,” said Gideon. “For a moment I thought you weren’t a huge bitch.”

reading this on the 50th anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald was top tier