Zoph (Sterling, VA)'s Recent Status Updates Showing 1-28 of 28

Zoph is 20% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

train/subway system-based world AND the introduction of a political/rebellion plot? i fear matt might be cooking w this one ✋🏻😐🤚🏻

— Mar 13, 2026 05:11AM Add a comment

The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

Zoph is 50% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Ok but lowk why does Carl keep coming across dead women and more specifically dead women of color why not kill off the men LMAO

— Mar 04, 2026 06:27AM Add a comment

Zoph is 46% done with Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

Owieowieowieouchie Carl thinking donut & mongo is his only family left owieowie :((((((((

— Mar 02, 2026 01:46PM Add a comment

Zoph is 98% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Wait I’m eating this up LMAO

— Feb 22, 2026 01:00PM 1 comment

Zoph is 79% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

I have a fetish for Carl’s feet atp tbh

— Feb 22, 2026 08:58AM Add a comment

Zoph is 42% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

well well well an *** agent being a lying piece of **** scum of earth what else is new! happy to report matt dinniman is likely not a racist but i’ve still got my eye on u…

— Feb 18, 2026 03:37PM 4 comments

Zoph is 42% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Is Matt dinniman…. A racist? I’ve got my eye on you Matt…..

— Feb 17, 2026 03:03PM Add a comment

Zoph is 35% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

What the hellyante i looked up the Spanish translation of what the hoarder boss lady was saying :((((((

— Feb 17, 2026 10:33AM Add a comment

Zoph is 21% done with A Wolf Amongst Lions

This author keeps making the typo of road > rode and the use of passive past tense by fanfic authors need to be studied

— Feb 13, 2026 06:58PM Add a comment

Zoph is 12% done with A Wolf Amongst Lions

Bro this fanfic is 444K WORDS surely this counts towards my reading goal. Saw the author talking abt her writing process on tiktok & everyone was commenting saying her GOT fic changed their lives so here I am.

— Feb 13, 2026 08:33AM Add a comment

Zoph is 20% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Carl: big heart big dick even bigger feet 🥹

— Feb 12, 2026 03:46PM Add a comment

Zoph is 2% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

LOL Carl “idk if I mentioned this earlier but I’m actually like really fucking tall and hot and my dick is massive so of course I killed the goblin” 🤨

— Feb 11, 2026 03:05PM 1 comment

Zoph is starting Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Oh wow great first chapter hook !

— Feb 09, 2026 07:58PM Add a comment

Zoph is 50% done with Listen for the Lie

I get what the author is trying to do like “imperfect victim still deserves grace” etc etc but like SHES SO ANNOYING IM SORRY & the gollum shtick is not doing it for me!

— Feb 05, 2026 04:35PM 2 comments

Zoph is 40% done with Listen for the Lie

Millennial girl version of gollum? In a podcast book?

— Feb 02, 2026 05:29PM Add a comment

Zoph is 30% done with Listen for the Lie

I fear contemporary “millennial” language in my books is NOT for me

— Jan 31, 2026 04:21PM Add a comment

Zoph is on page 382 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

Whew almost had to put me on sewey watch but crisis averted

— Jan 27, 2026 03:38PM Add a comment

Zoph is on page 287 of 476 of Project Hail Mary

If ***** dies I’ll fucking kill myself

— Jan 22, 2026 05:45PM Add a comment

Zoph is 25% done with We Used to Live Here

Another anxiety simile has hit the towers (anxiety = a piece of broccoli stuck between her front teeth)

— Jan 09, 2026 06:56PM Add a comment

Zoph is 25% done with We Used to Live Here

I’m not cut out for horror cuz this isn’t creepy or mysterious or compelling, it’s just annoying & laughable. Eve is so annoying! Girl idc about your anxiety demon chimp!

— Jan 07, 2026 05:52AM Add a comment

Zoph is 25% done with We Used to Live Here

MO THE ANXIETY DEMON HILLBILLY CHIMP HAS AN ARMY OF “THOUGHT GOBLINS” 😂😂😂😂

— Jan 07, 2026 05:46AM Add a comment

Zoph is starting We Used to Live Here

Am I a hater of fun & whimsy??? Because the way this is reading is SO dumb 😭 if Mo the hillbilly anxiety demon chimp opens his mouth ONE MORE TIME…

— Jan 05, 2026 08:08PM Add a comment

Zoph is starting We Used to Live Here

Prose is p corny from the jump 😭 not the MC telling us about her unhealthy need to people please. These are things I prefer being shown not told

— Jan 05, 2026 09:36AM Add a comment

Zoph is 38% done with Heated Rivalry (Game Changers, #2)

Gonna be so honest, the prose is not my style/preference at all. But im making my way thru it & rewatching the episodes alongside the read. I do enjoy getting more of a look inside Shane & ilya’s heads!

— Jan 04, 2026 06:36PM Add a comment