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It's midnight. Our never-looked-at-a-man title character is in a specialty food store, shopping for sherbet (that he could have bought closer to home) for his pregnant wife. In the produce section, he gives his power shake recipe. Then, "I noticed the same guy was pickin' out cucumbers.... I went to the bananas, grabbed a bunch and looked around to find he was still lookin' at me in 'that way.'"

Ya think?

Definitely an above-average writer. Definitely into challenging content.

Only 5% in and I've already got tears in my eyes. That's promising!

Uh oh. The hard-as-nails former FBI agent just described the colors in a woman's living room. If that's not bad enough, "The overall effect reminded him of Blue Willow pattern china."

Uh oh. The hard-as-nails former FBI agent just described the colors in a woman's living room. If that's not bad enough, "The overall effect reminded him of Blue Willow pattern china,"