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Nothing like listening to a depressing anthology of essays and opinion pieces that makes you want to fling yourself from the heights on the overcast day before New Year’s Eve

I’m listening to this on audio book and I screamed “NO GOD NO” when I pressed play and the narrator was Maya Hawke

WHAT IS GOING ON….. WHY IS THE AUTHOR A HATER TOWARD REALITY KHAN????

Loustat chapters so fantastic…. It must be since body thief that we’ve had a loustat interaction so delicious

my girlfriend confirms this is what my internal monologue seems like from an outsider’s perspective

Reality Khan must be Darkness Dementia Raven Way’s autistic New Yorker cousin with ocd

Omfg JUMP SCARE Washington DC Dulles airport terminal D being mentioned when I was eating a burger there yesterday…maybe I’m the one that’s foretold

Ok fuck yes my fav smiths lyric at the beginning…we’re cooking already Sophie kemp

the idea of Magnus having a beauty filter on….

ANNE enough with the ancient aliens oh my god this is your second go at it and please don’t make us do this much longer

STFU Pandora turning Flavius into a vampire as soon as Marius leaves the house girl I LOVE YOU

Marius keeping pandora locked in an emotionally abusive and controlling relationship? I’m sure!!

As soon as I heard “beautiful house” and “pretty boy servants” I had no doubt that Marius would be appearing shortly

Ok I love her and may I say it is a relief to finally have a woman-vampire narrated book from Anne Rice

This fucking book man. You can never escape the bisexual homoerotic friendship/relationships from your teens. Welcome back Boris. Reading this makes me feel like I’m holding a gun to my head and forcing myself to smile

ITS AMEL????? And BIANCA and GABRIELLE are TOGETHER????? 1 MILLION LINES OF COCAINE

Aaaaand everybody is connected actually and no vampire has ever died and also they all are dating too

Queen of the retcon! Antoine is still ALIVE???? And he loves F1. Also this book seems to be shaping up to be a compositional sequel to Queen of the Damned

Sorry not sorry kind of loving the gratuitous but also reflective self references here. Like her novel is famous in genre fiction (true). The cover is faded and it’s considered a part of cheap genre Highschool cliche literature (by some)

Uncle…Lestan….right….and she’s a little orphaned girl…..riiiight….not a certain LESTAT’s usual suspect for adoption AT ALL….also Lestan can fly….and is only there at night…and is incredibly wealthy….ok……..

Whoah whoah whoah we skipped past Lestat being able to vampire nut in a Los Angeles lab WAY TOO FAST

At last. The main characters and plot again, Anne you are cooking with this one

he’s an egotistical lying cheating stalker addict, but at least he’s self aware 😀

Fuck it just play the subway you two

This is so romantic, I’d always heard that it was a foundational piece of lesbian gothic horror and they were not kidding!!!

Vampire Yuri my beloved

“I think your life hasn’t taught you to expect ease” OUCH

“That’s what death speak is, being present. Saying it plain.”

Oh Lestat is pregnant with vampire Rowan Mayfair here I see…