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Bruh ich kann nicht mehr...

Bruhhh, I already wanna rip out the pages, but nahhh borrowed that book , so ig I gotta stay nice...

Surely fake dating has never led to actually falling for each other, nahhh

FUCKING FINALLY!!! Bye Chandra <3

But also what the hell, Priya? Bhumika?? I fear for you :/

And solid call Aditya, good job!

Oh Priya...

Malini, you little lesbian mess, I love you!!

Here we go again, let's see what these powerful lesbians can do!

How is this book flying by so quickly?? I don't want it to end ://

At least Núria and Collin finally talked to each other! Also Lily and Núria!

Poor Cat, at least you got a home now

I love every single one of these characters!!

I don't know shit about astrology, but thanks for explaining, giant cat!

Boy needs to learn his manners...

At this point, the book has kinda lost me? So many things aren't adding up, and it's annoying the hell out of me. Staying because I like the characters, tho...

... right, so he's dead, and the girlies are covered in shit... metaphorically AND LITERALLY????
help

Oop, that's so cringeee... poor girls

FUCK YEAH!! (literally)

"[...] if she murders me, you can say 'I told you so' to my corpse."

God, how I love Bishop Beartongue!! Lovely woman, 10/10! Also WELCOME BACK MARGUERITE AHHHHH

IT'S GOING DOWN, I'M YELLING TIMBERRRRR

Good luck, have funnnn

I can't with the racism in this book...
But hey, good job, Bella, for learning how to control your "shield". Super normal to use your kid as bait...
Anyway, I really hope the Volturi get rid of Bella, Eddy and Jakey Boy cuz omg y'all are insufferable! Ofc that won't happen, but alas, a girl can dream

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually enjoying this dumpster fire!

Of course, Bella has everything under control, what else would anyone expect... but her lashing out at Jakey Boy was too fucking funny. First and only reasonable reaction she's ever had in the entire series lmao

Anyway, let's see how long it'll take Renesmee to be mature enough to talk. Surely just a few days more...

Nawww, Jakey Boy is an ALPHA now? He finally decided to step into his inheritance?? Such a baby, but at least he finally got a backbone! Only took his nemesis offering his wife to him and for her to reject him... AGAIN...

On the other hand, I despise Edward more than ever. Trying to force Bella to have an abortion and then sell her off to the guy she has rejected MULTIPLE TIMES and who also SEXUALLY HARASSED HER???

Whyyy are we suddenly changing POVs?? I really don't wanna find out about the baby from Jakey Boy's eyes... I thought it would be a bumpy (hehe) ride, but this is a whole fucking roller coaster that I most certainly did not ask for! :/

Right, so sex before marriage is the worst sin, but abortion is ok??? PICK YOUR POISON, MEYER! (I am both in support of sex before marriage and having the right to choose, just wanna put that out here)

At least Bella finally got what she wanted ig? That stony, marble, super cold and yet silky smooth cock... yay...

Oh hey, page 18, just like Bella's old age... WHY TF ARE THERE OVER 750 PAGES IN THIS BOOK??? I'm fine, it's fine, everything will be fineeeee.
Also sureee of fucking course Renée thinks marriage is a good idea for her "middle-aged-child". I'm not even 20 pages in and have already read way too many times about how "old" Bella is. SHE'S BARELY AN ADULT. MARRYING A 100 Y/O UGLY ASS VAMPIRE. Ah no, sorry, he's "perfect"

AHHHH YOU SURVIVEDDDD!!!!

Omgggg ominous chambers and Piper knows that that's where the men died?? Excitinggggg

Good job you guys!!! Now smooch!

Ouhh Berserker vs. Beast?!! Also please just talk to each other... I know it makes sense not to trust everyone from the get-go, but plssss you both have holy mental stuff going on so just connectttt

Poor Clara, poor Istvhan :/