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Book Club read, lesgooo!

I'm already intrigued, cuz wdym there's retired gods and succubus(es?)??? Love that!

The music video was EVERYTHING! I'm intrigued to see how it transfers as a book...

Stumbled across at a small bookshop... sounded funny and also wlw???

Why are 17 y/o children like this??? Also, the namessss... oh well, the wlw better be good

Book Club readdd, lesgoooo

Éowyn, the woman that you are!!!! Fucking peak!

Shoutout to my parents for choosing my 2nd name after this badass lmaooo

Back to Middle Earth, we go... fits the hiking holiday vibe and all that jazz

Huh. So far, this feels like a highlight reel of different deranged ppl during "oh no, the world is ending." I do kinda enjoy the banter between both MCs tho

Oop... bye Derek

Wtfff... warum sind Männer??

Heyo, Faramir!

Also welcome back, Gollum/ Smeagol, ig...

Whyyyy does the page count continue from book oneeee?? (It's actually pretty cool, just sucks for tracking lmao)

Oop, bye Boromir...

Old people owning up to and apologising for misgendering someone?? I'm already in love

Can't go over? Can't go around? Must go through/ under... oh oh

This is flowing surprisingly well. Just like the Withywindle ig lmao

Ik the history of the word "queer", however,... they're all gay to me! So many gay little hobbits. And gay wizards. They're all gay!

Let's goooo...

I really hope there won't be a "3rd act breakup", plsss

Not sure what it means that I relate to the autistic MC so much... surely it's a fluke, and that'll all pass once I've read a bit more.

So for now: autistic, sporty lesbians?? Fuck yeah, I'm buckled up and ready for the ride!

It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's FINE!!!

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Didn't think that my hatred of Wang Baoxiang could still grow, but here we are...

WHAT THE FUCK, OUYANG??? You're always griping about how you're not a man but want to be one so badly and yet your behaviour towards women is kinda even worse.

Also fuck you Jiao

Fucking hell. In between, I was like, "Maybe this felt worse than it actually is"... it's not. It's so much worse!!!

Well, that shit sucksssss... anything for the book club ://

Ahhh fuck Chen!!
Fuck Wang Baoxiang!!
Fuck Lady Zhang!!

Fuck yesss, I'm backkk!! I missed my little he/she lesbian and the eunuch General!

Huh... ig the Bunny turned into a wolf now... oopsie

Aaand we're back at "three slighted women come together in search of revenge". Heck yeahhhhh!!

Why would a man be there??