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Mhmmm, the humbling taste of tears while going home by public transport, juicyyyy

My heart can't cope with this book!!

8 pages in, and I'm already crying... this'll be fun...

Omfg JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

Oh oh, disaster lesbians... gonna be a bumpy ride

Doubled lesbians, you say? Well, count me in!!

Oop, found ya first suspect, aye?

Ja dann flüchte doch endlich du Idiot... wie kann man so weinerlich sein, nur weil man auf einmal eine abgeschwächte Version von dem erlebt, was für Frauen (leider) Standard ist

Bruh ich kann nicht mehr...

Bruhhh, I already wanna rip out the pages, but nahhh borrowed that book , so ig I gotta stay nice...

Surely fake dating has never led to actually falling for each other, nahhh

FUCKING FINALLY!!! Bye Chandra <3

But also what the hell, Priya? Bhumika?? I fear for you :/

And solid call Aditya, good job!

Oh Priya...

Malini, you little lesbian mess, I love you!!

Here we go again, let's see what these powerful lesbians can do!

How is this book flying by so quickly?? I don't want it to end ://

At least Núria and Collin finally talked to each other! Also Lily and Núria!

Poor Cat, at least you got a home now

I love every single one of these characters!!

I don't know shit about astrology, but thanks for explaining, giant cat!

Boy needs to learn his manners...

At this point, the book has kinda lost me? So many things aren't adding up, and it's annoying the hell out of me. Staying because I like the characters, tho...

... right, so he's dead, and the girlies are covered in shit... metaphorically AND LITERALLY????
help

Oop, that's so cringeee... poor girls

FUCK YEAH!! (literally)

"[...] if she murders me, you can say 'I told you so' to my corpse."

God, how I love Bishop Beartongue!! Lovely woman, 10/10! Also WELCOME BACK MARGUERITE AHHHHH

IT'S GOING DOWN, I'M YELLING TIMBERRRRR

Good luck, have funnnn