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they’re both immature as hell. i don’t know why they keep saying that they know each other so well when half the time they’re taking things the wrong way and misunderstanding each other. literally stop pissing me off.

no way is she this stupid. of course following a ghost cat into a dark hallway is a bad idea.

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girl— 😭😭 not her getting distracted that easily

“Because one thing I knew as soon as I walked into that cabin last night, is that I’ll fight anyone and anything that tries to come between me and my girl.”

mind you he’s saying this about his niece 🫩🫩

so the uncle kink rlly does exist huh

they have zero chemistry but that’s to be expected from relatives

apparently “uncle” is the new “daddy”

i really don’t give a fuck about the fact that they’re not blood related. this man is still your fucking UNCLE

WHAT THE FUCK??? WHO SEES A STRANGER IN THEIR HOUSE AND DECIDES THAT THEY’RE GOING TO FUCK THEM??? CLEARLY STORM

i am unamused and am definitely judging bridget’s decisions

thoughts so far:
- this book was definitely written by a millennial FOR millennials
- insta-lust (?) over email is crazy

i hope he never comes back

jumped for joy when mandy slapped cora

“She can pretend to hate me. If it diminishes even a fraction of her pain, she can fucking pretend all she wants, but I know it’s love... it has to be, because if this isn’t love… Then I’m certain it does not exist.”

IT’S NOT LOVE!!! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING TRAUMA BONDED!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

ok so let me get this straight : dean is now an alcoholic pos who just insulted cora by insinuating that men will only want to get with her bc they find her trauma cool (???) and then he threatens her possible future partners??? which btw why is mandy even trying to set her up rn??? omg i hate this book i hate this book i hate this book

is mandy seriously only thinking about getting intimate right now?? HE WAS LITERALLY KIDNAPPED AND HELD HOSTAGE BY A MADMAN ARE U FUCKING CRAZY???

everyone is seriously pissing me off. first of all, cora is the stupidest and most selfish pos ever bc how are u mad that dean wants time to himself after the most traumatic weeks of his life?? then we have dean who seems to hate every single thing his literal FIANCÉ does and has the audacity to ask cora why she never told him that she was pregnant. fuck these two srsly

oh, of course. of course that would’ve been too easy

i hate everyone in this god-fucking-awful book. i hate cora for being a petty fucking bitch and refusing to be driven home by dean & mandy, i hate dean for being an evil cunt and for bullying and tormenting someone who was already going through a lot, i hate earl for, well, do i even need to elaborate on that?

pick me bitch fmc + misogynistic himbo victim blamer mmc… fuck my life.

i hope the baby is colt’s

i honestly have never hated an FMC more. maybe it’s the fact that she’s blatantly and proudly a pick me bitch but everything she does pisses me off. like can this ho stop saying cowboy every fucking sentence??

this bitch wanted to cry at the sight of a fucking bear trap… i’m done asf

i hate them

not only do i have to read about a misogynistic 40-something year old man who only sees women as pussy but now i also have to read about some dumb bitch who can’t make friends with other girls and thinks she’s one of the boys?? fuck this shit they’re perfect for each other

i already know that this is going to be stupid as fuck

oh my god i hate her right now

ugh so cute

unpopular opinion : i don’t blame mel for outing lilia to gilchrist. lilia sure gave up mel’s name easily + she’s made some really stupid decisions so i’m finding it hard to have any sympathy for her