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might as well read the OG before getting any further in hungerstone

pausing here cause book club isnt meeting for another two weeks and i will 100% forget everything i have read if I don't wait to finish the first half

re-watching the show while listening to the book is an interesting experience

maybe i should have actually read Carmilla first... oh well

deion cannot get through a Dobby/Winky scene without dying

VAMPYRE!!! *insert Nosferatu finger*

Sprinkle of bisexual

“Had I been made a beast, to be sacrificed for my family and the Empire? Or was I now a shepherd, and the common folk of the canyons my flock?”

Harry is such an asshole. bro threw a badge at his bestie's head just cause he walked into the common room omgggg

"but a riddle is only as smart as its creator is stupid, for an idiot finds many things in this world confusing and assumes them to be clever!"

im waiting for the inevitable bisexual love interest

"Was it as diplomatic as you desired? I swear, I thought I heard a squeak and squawk as your sphincter puckered beside me."

We are so back

I would have 100% been lobotomized if I was alive in the 50’s

Girly pop is depressed let's shock her

“Is there a monster penis hiding in that monster body?” LOLLLLLLLLL don’t you know he’s asexual

i honestly dont understand what the actual plot of this book is but im just enjoying the ride (on God Emperor Leto ii's worm body)

the book from the 1960's is just a wee bit problematic so far

"we will be wife and worm" asdjfhkjdhsjh (im very glad i continued this series)

Wedding bells! Wedding bells! A royal engagement!

this book hits that fine like of being entertaining but also not that great

Snape telling Hermione he can't tell any difference with her teeth after she gets hit with Malfoy's spell and they start growing down past her chin was uncalled for

my god some of these characters are really pissing me off

God Emperor Leto II is literally the antithesis of Pete Hegseth.

me when i go non-verbal

This has awoken the memory of a strange time in my life when i became obsessed with human's perception of time and time paradox and the theory of relativity uh oh

God emperor Leto II an asexual worm king

Wait a second… is Sunshine…?????

Tleilaxu wanting to genetically alter humans so no men are needed lowkey kinda based

That read exactly how it feels to be super drunk