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“Is there a monster penis hiding in that monster body?” LOLLLLLLLLL don’t you know he’s asexual

i honestly dont understand what the actual plot of this book is but im just enjoying the ride (on God Emperor Leto ii's worm body)

the book from the 1960's is just a wee bit problematic so far

"we will be wife and worm" asdjfhkjdhsjh (im very glad i continued this series)

Wedding bells! Wedding bells! A royal engagement!

this book hits that fine like of being entertaining but also not that great

Snape telling Hermione he can't tell any difference with her teeth after she gets hit with Malfoy's spell and they start growing down past her chin was uncalled for

my god some of these characters are really pissing me off

God Emperor Leto II is literally the antithesis of Pete Hegseth.

me when i go non-verbal

This has awoken the memory of a strange time in my life when i became obsessed with human's perception of time and time paradox and the theory of relativity uh oh

God emperor Leto II an asexual worm king

Wait a second… is Sunshine…?????

Tleilaxu wanting to genetically alter humans so no men are needed lowkey kinda based

That read exactly how it feels to be super drunk

What a mind fuck

watch out! The giant, demon cat has a gun!

Bookclub takes on SCP fan fic

3,000 years worth of Duncans !!! (I said I would stop at children of dune but here we are oops)

“Lavender can I see Uranus” damn Ron lolllllll

"The only thing he said was that among human vices he considered cowardice one of the first."

oh man oh man so many revelations

what's with bro's insatiable hunger for dirt

This is just the first Knives Out without Benoit Blanc

Do you think you would beat a hog sized demon cat named Behemoth at chess: yes or no

We're back in Moscow! (i forgot half of these characters)

Of course Vis is also a chess grandmaster

Maybe it’s cause I’m comparing it to the Poppy War too much where NOTHING goes right for Rin, but Vis succeeding at everything he does is getting a bit old. WHERE ARE THE STAKES

Oh man i dont know who to trust now

Well I was not excepting that !