Erin’s Reviews > A Trade of Blood > Status Update

“Had I been made a beast, to be sacrificed for my family and the Empire? Or was I now a shepherd, and the common folk of the canyons my flock?”

"but a riddle is only as smart as its creator is stupid, for an idiot finds many things in this world confusing and assumes them to be clever!"

im waiting for the inevitable bisexual love interest

"Was it as diplomatic as you desired? I swear, I thought I heard a squeak and squawk as your sphincter puckered beside me."

We are so back