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reading this for pride month 🏳️‍🌈

“prince, i dont know why I’ve come to love you…..we’ll take those wretched gaiters off you; I’ll dress you in a top notch Marten coat; ill have the best of tailcoats made for you… stuff your pockets with money… will you come or not?”

“and are you a fancier of the female sex, prince?”
“N-no!”

hey girl, you really know how to work that epiglottis at the back of your oral cavity. we should touch palates just past the post alveolar ridge.

“can you change who you are? the clan will die, only you and your kind will be left. we are an ancient people. maybe it was meant to be. the earth we leave is beautiful and rich; it gave us all we needed for the generations we have lived. how will you leave it when it is your turn? what can you do?”

why do i keep reading books where a man is the problem?

ooga booga but actually its a commentary on the nature of gender, purpose, and how spiritual perspective influences life. big fan of the baby named groob.

ooga booga

good lord i hate that this is so good.

i need the world to produce more books about ugly chud women who do cool things. 🙏

havent felt this way since interview with a vampire 🤤 im munchin and chewin on this

would love to get lost in the snowy woods hunting monsters with the boys. when is it my turn to be happy

why is everyone and they mama infatuated with the dazzling beauty of the american west be original


but me too girl me too

“Adam asked ‘do you know where your brother is?’ ‘No, I don’t,’ said Cal. ‘Am I supposed to look after him?’”

GUYS HE SAID THE THING

"I feel that I am a man. And I feel that a man is a very important thing-maybe more important than a star. This is not theology. I have no bent toward gods But I have a new love for that glittering instrument, the human soul. It is a lovely and unique thing in the universe. It is always attacked and never destroyed because 'Thou mayest.' "
😮‍💨😮‍💨

"the word timshel 'Thou mayest' that gives a choice. It might be the most important word in the world."
"Why, that makes a man great, that gives him stature with the gods, for in his weakness and his filth and his murder of his brother he has still the great choice. He can choose his course and fight it through and win."
🧎‍♀️🧘‍♀️💥💥🔥🙏 its 1:45 am my shit has been rocked

using the n word as an adjective followed by the most eloquent and poetic description of what its like being a person of color in america and feeling alienated from your culture is wild

“Go on, eat your lunch Howard. I like to see you eating. I wish you were broke, so that I could feed you this lunch and know you really needed it.”

holy fuck can they just kiss sloppy style already what is this

"Wynand saw Roark's hand lying on the edge of his desk, the long fingers pressed to the glass, next to the proofs of the banner. He looked at Roark's hand. He thought he would like to have a bronze paperweight made of it and how beautiful it would look on his desk."

insanely homoerotic thing to think about your current wife's ex situationship.

womp womp

i love that the creature looks at satan and is like “hes so me tbh. i too am brooding and misunderstood” why is satan his patrick bateman

im about to explode

brother did not just compare himself to a wounded deer 😃

if rand is such a loser why is her prose so beautiful and her characters so human huh

im about to become a terrible person via osmosis literally what the fuck is she yappin about

try not to cry challenge: level impossible

"We need acts of restoration, not only for polluted waters and degraded lands, but also for our relationship to the world. We need to restore honor to the way we live, so that when we walk through the world we don't have to avert our eyes with shame, so that we can hold our heads up high and receive the respectful acknowledgment of the rest of the earth's beings."
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

experiencing convulsions, gnawing on the cover, quite literally chewing this book up. i can excuse the incest and the half baked philosophical armand rampage but marius being alive??? take me out back and put a fat bullet between my eyes.

all he does is cry and be bisexual whats wrong with him