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im about to explode

brother did not just compare himself to a wounded deer 😃

if rand is such a loser why is her prose so beautiful and her characters so human huh

im about to become a terrible person via osmosis literally what the fuck is she yappin about

try not to cry challenge: level impossible

"We need acts of restoration, not only for polluted waters and degraded lands, but also for our relationship to the world. We need to restore honor to the way we live, so that when we walk through the world we don't have to avert our eyes with shame, so that we can hold our heads up high and receive the respectful acknowledgment of the rest of the earth's beings."
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

experiencing convulsions, gnawing on the cover, quite literally chewing this book up. i can excuse the incest and the half baked philosophical armand rampage but marius being alive??? take me out back and put a fat bullet between my eyes.

all he does is cry and be bisexual whats wrong with him

“She was wise enough to hold her tongue. As this is the only instance known of a woman’s ever having done so, it was judged worthy to be recorded here.”

💀 uh what

overjoyed that acclaimed author and nobel prize winner john steinbeck hates traffic just as much as the rest of us

me and this book have a soul tie

i love it when men take a dog and a car and go traipsing through rural america more of this please and thank you

ughh i get the hype now

first time reading a novel in verse and it feels more like reciting a dream than reading a book 10/10 ate so far

sometimes i forget that old authors that im reading have read books by older authors that i have also read and then im jumpscared by those two worlds colliding 😖

god kandinsky is such a babe

the flies is so nasty and yucky i love it