Danielle Parker > Recent Status Updates

Look, 2% is 2%. I’m trying okay 😭 whimsy start which is funnnn but I have zero clue where this book could go cause I did NOT read the synopsis lol. I’m mostly reading to figure out why the cover says the book is “big gay blanket”

Basically doing it for the plot, literally.

This book is long as HELL 🫩

I feel like I’m supposed to STILL be reading the book. But had the book gone too far, it would’ve bordered on fantasy. A realistic ending, feels too tragic/heavy, so it mostly ending in a good spot but it doesn’t feel complete. Wonderful imagery throughout the book but not overbearing. The “70s lingo” was crazy as hell at times, amongst other things iykyk lol.

I know Patric is maddddd about the invention of ring cameras 😭 Now what’s going on with her dad 👁️👁️! I’m not gonna let that go! It’s giving freak offs! And who is Max fr? On a real note, it is a bit wild that there’s so little research and treatment for sociopathy.

SPEAKING OF CATCHING BAWDIES 👁️👁️”Ariana what are you doing here”😂 sister was in them folks church PLAYING! It is a bit bizarre for me to be sympathizing someone who would never show empathy towards me. Ain’t that crazy?! And then two seconds later I want her to face consequences for her actions (I want her to chew a knuckle sammich 😇🤗). So it balances out 🙂‍↕️

Almost caught a body sisterrrr 🐈anyways, it must but liberating to not gaf, like it’s lowkey a super power/cheat code. Butttt I can say she woulda got her block knocked off doing what she was doing around me. Kid or not 🤗🙂‍↕️

I meannnnnn my jaw has DROPPED at least once/chapter so far. Sister Patric kinda eating! I can’t believe she almost got got! And the teacher! I wish I could post memes here😭 I got about 5 that would describe how I felt after this morning’s read. Anywho, I have high hopes this will get me outta my November reading slump!

This isn’t All Colors of the Dark, but sister took me in 40 different directions towards the end so it made for an exciting read. One scene REALLY doesn’t sit right w/ me. It could’ve been left out truly. Good read overall and good pace after the midway point. From there on, you’re just filled with anxiety; hoping that Chloe will stop making missteps and wondering if he will figure out that she knows more

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOULD IT START GETTING TO THE GOOD STUFF WHEN I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP?! TORTURE!

Baby what was that ending???????????????? Maybe I’m too drunk. I’ll try again in the morning.

I don’t know I don’t knowwwwww. It’s a little hard to put the book downnnnnn 🙂‍↔️

Everybody pissing me off already 🫩

S/o to Mrs. Smith, she almost wasn’t a girl’s girl though. This is the slowest burn in the world. Frederick, babes we got a few pages left so lock in.

Jane kinda slick at the mouthhhhhhh! Them run on sentences in the beginning chapters nearly took me out, but we getting into the good stuff now. So many sassy characters, I only wonder what her father has been up to since they ran off to Bath

Chugging along 🫩

HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY HEAVIER!
I feel like maybe I thought they’d live through life with the neighborhood untouched, tucked away and safe.

Mix a beach read with Eddie Winston is looking for love. I took away nothing ultimately but it was light which was what I needed after so many heavy reads this month.