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"Your ill a cuss"

I cant believe buckbeak is dead, I really didn't think the book would go there.

As for the main plot... Im conflicted

I like the ideas presented here in theory, sirius black actually not being the voldemort supporter and instead trying to save harry from the TRUE villain... but the execution of how this reveal played out i think was kind of bad.

I still have a few chapters left so it could still change my mind...

THAT is the first time ive ever been entertained by the quidditch chapters

Also hermione smacking the hell out of malfoy has brought her to S tier

It actually feels so good to see harry and ron be put in their place

I actually think Snape is a legend, he doesnt seem like a bad dude, just a bit cranky

I really thought this firebolt would be too good to be true.. and now sirius black aot inside the dormitory? Lupin knowing sirius black and James potter is interesting too.. this whole patronum thing will for sure come back in some big way, I feel like harry is focusing on the wrong source of happiness maybe

And theres no wav crookshanks ate scabbers i just dont believe that at all

I really thought this firebolt would be too good to be true... and now sirius black got inside the dormitory? Lupin knowing sirius black and James potter is interesting too...

And theres no way crookshanks ate scabbers i just dont believe that at all

I feel like its too obvious if lupin is just a disguise for sirius black, it also doesnt really make sense. There has to be some kind of relation there though

I like this a lot

snape clearly wants the job and seems to be super passionate about it i say give bro a chance 🤷‍♂️

Oh yeah lupin HAS to be David tennant

Lupin has to be David tennant

Fortune telling class 😂
Evilly breaking glass 🤣
Malfoy getting sliced 😃
Malfoy blaming hagrid 😢

Hagrids a teacher 🥹

"Don't be ridiculous Ron, Black's not going to be caught by a thirteen year old wizard!" - Mr Weasley

Im gonna remember that

Spent my whole life thinking Sirius Black was a star wars character 🫩

Something tells me the dursleys are bad people but I cant put my finger on what

sweet

So its the chamber of sssssssecrets

MOANING MYRTLE?? THE GHOST THAT WANTS TO KILL HERSELF??

Hermione iz petrified, Cornelius fudge, hagrid goes to prison, dumbledore got fired, pretty sure tom riddle is voldemort...

Its so over

So much crime in this chapter

Snape having the time of his life making these kids fight each other only to find out the kid he hates the most might be a descendent of his houses founder is simply hilarious

Just hit dobby like a bludger already

Not moaning myrtle trying to kill herself 💀

Spooky

Gilderoy HAS to be played by Ryan gosling there is no doubt in my mind