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MOANING MYRTLE?? THE GHOST THAT WANTS TO KILL HERSELF??

Hermione iz petrified, Cornelius fudge, hagrid goes to prison, dumbledore got fired, pretty sure tom riddle is voldemort...

Its so over

So much crime in this chapter

Snape having the time of his life making these kids fight each other only to find out the kid he hates the most might be a descendent of his houses founder is simply hilarious

Just hit dobby like a bludger already

Not moaning myrtle trying to kill herself 💀

Spooky

Gilderoy HAS to be played by Ryan gosling there is no doubt in my mind