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free me from the shackles of teddy hamilton

thought I’d pick something up that would make me want to bash my fucking head in

been 16754th in line for this at the library for fucking weeks Jesus Christ if this book is shit I’ll be pissed

Me remembering I still have to finish this…

ugh I love a pathetic bisexual man, just ask my bf

Wait like I’m so invested

I only started this bc I was too stupid to follow along with The Unicorn Hunters and I heard this
man was completely pathetic (which I love).

I’m so over this but I stg it’s never ending

What is even happening I fear we’re losing the plot

Goddam why is everything fucking arcane rn

I just feel like why am I reading their emails to each other talking about their flirtatious meet up but I’m not boots on the ground when the meet up is happening don’t piss me off with all these fucking emails

I’m literally so obsessed with this

I love pay gorn

okay hot I can’t wait for them all to fuck

oh the old “his hands are bound but he has to pee so I have to undo the laces of his pants and pull his pants down so he can be and I accidentally graze his dick while I do it” trope

I’m already regretting starting this but I heard swords could cross

This is just way too long

I cannot hear the name Galen and not thing of my arch nemesis Galen Weston. Canadian baddies know.

Me finding out they’re American… 😭

I can’t tell if I’m enjoying this

feeling so incredibly lukewarm about this

“we had mushy penised sex” is an interesting sentence

all the nonsense Andy Weir is saying does make me feel superior for dnfing Project Hail Mary thank you very much

I don’t think I’m enjoying this

Daisy Jones and the Six but if Daisy had no musical talent and Billy was boring and there was no Six.

I’m actually so frustrated with every character in this book

I fear I’m not enjoying this and I really wanted to

Okay her books aren’t usually my favourite but she does always pull off a generational plot twist in the last quarter.

I just can’t get behind any character whose man objective is to have a baby…

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