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I love pay gorn

okay hot I can’t wait for them all to fuck

oh the old “his hands are bound but he has to pee so I have to undo the laces of his pants and pull his pants down so he can be and I accidentally graze his dick while I do it” trope

I’m already regretting starting this but I heard swords could cross

This is just way too long

I cannot hear the name Galen and not thing of my arch nemesis Galen Weston. Canadian baddies know.

Me finding out they’re American… 😭

I can’t tell if I’m enjoying this

feeling so incredibly lukewarm about this

“we had mushy penised sex” is an interesting sentence

all the nonsense Andy Weir is saying does make me feel superior for dnfing Project Hail Mary thank you very much

I don’t think I’m enjoying this

Daisy Jones and the Six but if Daisy had no musical talent and Billy was boring and there was no Six.

I’m actually so frustrated with every character in this book

I fear I’m not enjoying this and I really wanted to

Okay her books aren’t usually my favourite but she does always pull off a generational plot twist in the last quarter.

I just can’t get behind any character whose man objective is to have a baby…

Taylor Swift mentions: 2
Noah Kahan mentions: 1

wait like why is this so devastating it’s about IMPROV…

mkay sad

I can’t hear “improv troupe” without thinking about my favourite tiktok improv group - naturally I’m imagining diva boots

pushing past the icks bc I’m so attracted to Julia Whelan’s male character voices

The way I just slapped a hand over my eyes and said “oh no” out loud when I realized where this was going…

“He missed Eli. He wanted to see him. And he wanted to see him suffer.” Ugh I love them

oh Victor Vale my sweet summer child

Would we hate me if I dnf’d?? ugh I’m just bored and hate sci fi and men and this combines both those things…

The book: He has red hair and an earring
Me: Oh I love how he has very BROWN hair and a slutty little earring

Every time I try sci fi I’m reminded I hate science

Not my usual genre but we’ll see how this goes

There’s weird girl lit fic where she’s crazy but it’s comical and then there’s weird girl lit fic that’s trying too hard to be weird girl lit fic and I fear this is skewing to the latter