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can’t believe i’ve never read this book considering i’ve gone through nearly every other cannibal book

alas we shall go back to the classics

holy shit balls

oh wow another whale book whowouldathunk!

movie comes out in 2 weeks time to lock in

seaworld sympathizers you are not safe with me

i hope this lady tears everyone apart with her fucking teeth oh my god

you think you’re safe and then BOOM. marina abramovic mentioned.

i’m putting this on DNF for now…sorry isabella

only a chapter in and i think to myself hmm i wonder if she’ll bring up Funny Games (1997)…and then you’ll never believe what happened next

really awesome and informative so far but i keep pausing to take notes so its taking me longer than usual

so close to marking this as DNF…lord give me strength

you know the book is gonna be good when it begins with a refusal of responsibility for listening to its advice

MADAME X MENTIONED !!!! RAHHH

imagine my shockburger when he dropped a frank zappa quote

listen while i do love learning more about my namesake i don’t think i can take another ‘rich people travel to europe in order to cure their mal dispositions’

whalemaxing

so basically funeral directors, morticians, undertakers, whatever the fuck you wanna call them are all worse than snake oil salesman.

when i die im being fed to the fish. you will NOT catch my corpse lacking

genuinely this book is making me seethe. i used to love the idea of being a mortician but holyyyy shit it’s actually an evil capitalistic practice.

ooo the girls are fighting (the girls are morticians and cemeteries)

also if any of you even THINK about embalming me ill haunt you. miss me with that shiet

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK !!!!!!!! #whalelubber

🐟🫍🐋🐙🪼🦀🐠

read on company time !!! that is the hack

thyestes mentioned!!!!

i fear that one day my reading history will come back to haunt me. i swear i am only interested in an anthropological way not in a silence of the lambs way. although, banger movie.

2 months stranded and starving at sea and your homie starts looking veryyyy tasty

elagabalus mentioned!!!

modern day film adaption with clavicular as dorian gray send tweet

i fuck with whales so heavy omfg my big beautiful beings of the ocean my babies i love love love whales

goodreads logged me out and tried to silence me but do not fret i am back and i will continue my musings

strangers to friends to cousins to enemies to ??? lovers ???

Carson Scher Hates Women. #truth #breakingmysilence #hicarsonsmom #fyp

SICK!!!!!! I FEEL SICKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA