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listen while i do love learning more about my namesake i don’t think i can take another ‘rich people travel to europe in order to cure their mal dispositions’

whalemaxing

so basically funeral directors, morticians, undertakers, whatever the fuck you wanna call them are all worse than snake oil salesman.

when i die im being fed to the fish. you will NOT catch my corpse lacking

genuinely this book is making me seethe. i used to love the idea of being a mortician but holyyyy shit it’s actually an evil capitalistic practice.

ooo the girls are fighting (the girls are morticians and cemeteries)

also if any of you even THINK about embalming me ill haunt you. miss me with that shiet

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK !!!!!!!! #whalelubber

🐟🫍🐋🐙🪼🦀🐠

read on company time !!! that is the hack

thyestes mentioned!!!!

i fear that one day my reading history will come back to haunt me. i swear i am only interested in an anthropological way not in a silence of the lambs way. although, banger movie.

2 months stranded and starving at sea and your homie starts looking veryyyy tasty

elagabalus mentioned!!!

modern day film adaption with clavicular as dorian gray send tweet

i fuck with whales so heavy omfg my big beautiful beings of the ocean my babies i love love love whales

goodreads logged me out and tried to silence me but do not fret i am back and i will continue my musings

strangers to friends to cousins to enemies to ??? lovers ???

Carson Scher Hates Women. #truth #breakingmysilence #hicarsonsmom #fyp

SICK!!!!!! I FEEL SICKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

does anyone know any good poetry books that aren’t cringe with an actual rhyme scheme or

okay dont yell at me this has been in my currently reading for a year now but to be fair i lost my copy and just recently found it. anyways i WILL finish it THIS WEEK!!! IF NOT MAY THE HEAVENS STRIKE ME DOWNN!!

this is so messy

i am going to blow my brains out

i haven’t read a series in years bc i can’t stand disappointment but annihilation is just too good

did bro just say willy nilly

recommended by aidan so if it’s ass you know who to blame

the feminine urge to baby girl the shit out of your favorite economist

cracking open a cold one (cadaver) with the boys (medieval surgeons)

quentin tarantino mentioned

stebbins’ will win on aura alone