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Bella
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ooo the girls are fighting (the girls are morticians and cemeteries)
also if any of you even THINK about embalming me ill haunt you. miss me with that shiet
— Jun 15, 2026 12:02PM
also if any of you even THINK about embalming me ill haunt you. miss me with that shiet
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Bella
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so basically funeral directors, morticians, undertakers, whatever the fuck you wanna call them are all worse than snake oil salesman.
when i die im being fed to the fish. you will NOT catch my corpse lacking
genuinely this book is making me seethe. i used to love the idea of being a mortician but holyyyy shit it’s actually an evil capitalistic practice.
— Jun 18, 2026 09:41AM
when i die im being fed to the fish. you will NOT catch my corpse lacking
genuinely this book is making me seethe. i used to love the idea of being a mortician but holyyyy shit it’s actually an evil capitalistic practice.
