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Seriously no woman is worth this I say as a woman

Ain’t no cooch that good

Literally what

Mmmmmmmm

At this point balls to the wall

Okay lowkey locked in

I’m sorry what?

Yep I read it

I have to pause and ask am I seriously about to read what I think I am going to read?

Scrub a dub dub

Oh it’s gonna go down

Finally together geez

Another?

Babe this is what you say why to?

Happy birthday

If I had a dollar for every time I read a book playing stringed instrument that isn’t a guitar that impressed a woman I’d have TWO dollars

Honestly go her

Well

Down bad smh

Smh

FREEEEEEEEEDOM

Okay so the part of the book I actually care for is the part with the not snake because the tension is so good

The way they feel about each other is so opposite

… A WOMAN

Okay so like….
Why is there so much book left rn?

He has how many what?
On his where?

You know what okay then

Oh honestly took way longer than I thought for the pee pee

I KNEW IT

What