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Honestly not a fucking clue tbh

I thought i'd signed up for a cute lil romcom to listen to as background noise, i did not expect sad/traumatic family drama, a couple acting like they'd been together 5 years not 5 minutes, nauseatingly teenage and the most tiktok referenced book ive ever read (is abby jimenez in her late teens/early 20's??) - powering through, just because i've paid a credit for it *cries in what a waste of time and munnehhh*

Chapter 2 and there's mention of the MMC looking like our lord and saviour Rhysus Christ, my peeeoopleeeeeeeee

I’m not sure who wrote this book, but it can’t be the same people who wrote the first?? No wonder they haven’t published a book 3 yet 😅

Went in expecting another crappy mafia trope - Dante, consider me corrected 😮‍💨

In SUCH a reading slump, this is taking me too long

These characters are fuckin batshit

Well shit, I’m glad she died too

I don't want to jinx it, but this book has had me in chokehold since the beginning

Can’t tell if it’s the sound of Teddy Hamiltons voice or if this is the most diabolical bit of writing I’ve heard, or both. I can’t finish this shit show 😭 smut me up but Jesus Christ, wtf was that - cringe, all I can say is whoever rated this as 5* needs a lobotomy. That is all x

Why am i ready to fight a fictional man at 9am


-insert twitching eye gif here-

It feels like I went out for the best meal of my life last week and now I’m trying to recreate it at home 😭 this is falling FLAT

Unsure how good this book would be to physically read but the plot is unmatched, if by plot you mean Joe Arden with an Irish accent. Do it for the plot my gals, do it for the plot.