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“I blushed from my cheeks to my nipples”

I’m only one chapter in, but I want to know if the main character’s power lifting while listening to Korn or her boyfriend’s enjoyment of watching himself in the mirror while having sex will be beneficial to the plot. It’s not that I am against it, those are two very random and specific details to add.

God forbid a woman go through a hoe phase I guess

Mom’s monologue made me pause and look up to see if this was written by a man. It is.