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"[he] was a gamble that may not pay off. but I was a chancer.
and he was a chance."

I feel like my brain is melting

I don't think this book is written like this because the author thinks I'm stupid. I think this book is written like this because the author is fucking stupid herself.

oh I fear this won't be good

slow paced as fuck so far but the premise is sooo good and it got me out of a reading slump

what the FUCK is going on

every book I picked up this year turned out to be queer apparently I have book gaydar good to know

fruit as a metaphor for queer desire... florals in spring
... 🙄🙄

the past fifty or so pages have been such a slog of constant comically ever-increasing despair that im starting to feel the spirit of hanya yanagihara breathing down my neck

a deez nuts joke. this is hopeless.

"warm like a blood cell flowing through the veins of a fallen angel" SHUT UP SHUUUT UUUUUP

olga tokarczuk is such a wonderful hater <333

the age old question: are they gay or just extremely misogynistic

"The bread, crispy at the edges, quickly dissolved on his tongue, a salty sweetness spreading to a uniform consensus of corn, as if, incredibly, the bread inherited the essence of corn-sweet, nutty, mildly buttery-while preserving, perhaps even enhancing, that very corn-ness, despite being transformed into a baked good."

hey quick question what the fuck

"but Scott was, like, an angel who was really good at playing hockey. He looked like an angel: blond hair and blue eyes and built like a Navy SEAL who was also a model and maybe also a firefighter."

okay miss ao3 let's calm down

I have arrived at the devil's sacrament

the concept of a run on sentence is scared of this man

my inability to dnf will be my downfall

"there's no I in cum!"

I don't think I can do this.