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I can't express how little I care about this man

the way this girl's alibi gathering is just asking people and taking their word for it without verifying anything

oh this book is silly. not necessarily bad. but definitely silly.

I'm so late to the party but hi hello hiii

COCKLES REFERENCE LET'S PACK IT UP 🫣

brother I am NOT finishing this series before June 7th she just yaps too much

don't tell me this cambridge boy is going to fix her or ill become violent

not the anne rice jumpscare

the way i had to look up four words by page 12.....😟

"[he] was a gamble that may not pay off. but I was a chancer.
and he was a chance."

I feel like my brain is melting

I don't think this book is written like this because the author thinks I'm stupid. I think this book is written like this because the author is fucking stupid herself.

oh I fear this won't be good

slow paced as fuck so far but the premise is sooo good and it got me out of a reading slump

what the FUCK is going on

every book I picked up this year turned out to be queer apparently I have book gaydar good to know

fruit as a metaphor for queer desire... florals in spring
... 🙄🙄

the past fifty or so pages have been such a slog of constant comically ever-increasing despair that im starting to feel the spirit of hanya yanagihara breathing down my neck

a deez nuts joke. this is hopeless.

"warm like a blood cell flowing through the veins of a fallen angel" SHUT UP SHUUUT UUUUUP

olga tokarczuk is such a wonderful hater <333

the age old question: are they gay or just extremely misogynistic

"The bread, crispy at the edges, quickly dissolved on his tongue, a salty sweetness spreading to a uniform consensus of corn, as if, incredibly, the bread inherited the essence of corn-sweet, nutty, mildly buttery-while preserving, perhaps even enhancing, that very corn-ness, despite being transformed into a baked good."

hey quick question what the fuck