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the concept of a run on sentence is scared of this man

my inability to dnf will be my downfall

"there's no I in cum!"

I don't think I can do this.

this is so chronically online 😭😭

this book is pissing me the fuck off

wait are they going to fuck. jesus christ is this a romance. no god please no

(ofc I was right about the plot twist btw)

oh my god I'm definitely right about his dumb fucking plot twist

no no listen in your culture women sit at home and are caretakers and can't do magic but in *my* culture women sit at home and are caretakers but CAN do magic!! let's not dwell on the fact that this is still absolutely gender essentialism bc it's girlboss edition gender essentialism!!! so it's actually cool and admirable!!!

no no listen *my* culture's gender essentialism is better than your culture's gender essentialism because it would allow you to do the things your society wouldn't let you!!! let's not think that maybe it's fucked up either way bc girlboss time!!!!

oh I think I know what the big plot twist is going to be and if I'm right I'll be SOOOOOOO annoyed

oh no it has the babel disease of having absolutely no subtlety whatsoever!! girl I promise I won't miss the point if you don't whack me over the head with it every 15 pages

from one maya to another: girl a little subtlety would be nice

this is absolutely not a book to include the word "heretofore" in

realising you have trouble reading a book in your native language bc you read everything in english is soooooooo embarrassing

let's place bets can I finish it before 7pm today and return it to Ava

let's do this again

started off so strong but it's already losing me a bit by now