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oh. my. god.

this is gonna be the most controversial book rating i've ever had

anytime there is something in this book that does not seem realistically plausible whatsoever i just have to remind myself that this is fiction

stratt is such a bad*ss

why is it NOW of all times that my library book is due back

how does bro just randomly activate these memories in 4k 60fps, likee

kill meeeee

im gonna get premature wrinkles from how i am constantly grimacing while reading this

it just gets worse oh my god

yep, we are back. and now that we have the backstory i almost have less sympathy for her since i see her as a real person with actual reasons

i refuse to abandon another book but i cant say im having a great time

“the brother turns to examine the goldsmith’s two-year-old grandson, a bow-legged, befuddled, and potbellied baby who has one finger in his nostril; all of them now study this fellow’s *******cised, puffy [redacted] that ends in a wrinkled pout, then the compare it to the elephant’s trunk.”

i literally have nothing to say

there are so many unexplained phrases and words in an indian language and i wish there were footnotes or at LEAST a glossary but i guess ill have to google everything and write them myself so that i actually know what is happening 3

“A Marseilles physician discovered that rubbing ginger on a small, [redacted], [redacted] reversed both states, and for the partner procured ‘such pleasure that she objects to him getting off her again’.” ok so already off to a great start

so good i bought the book. i DO NOT buy books. i am a library connoisseur. whatever that means.

i know i have 12 books in my currently-reading shelf already but like hear me out

unfortunately i am only 9 pages in and the sentence structure is so repetitive and does not flow, enough for me to say this is difficult to read. you may call me petty if you wish, but i say this from the good intentions within my heart: this author needed to learn how to use commas more naturally; it gives the energy of a middle schooler’s essay of whom is trying way too hard and just makes things worse 😭

im only just past the introduction and this book has said EVERYTHING ive been trying to say about christian fundamentalism but in much more concise and well conveyed words

u cannot be serious

idk how to feel abt this bro

the imagery of the human face disease is making my leg nauseous

"...whose fixed smile nevertheless had the impermanent quality of something stamped into uncooperative material." I'm using that now

oh !

unrelated to the page i’m on but i know well enough to stop here before i crash out any further

i mean now that i think about it this is the most aromantic romance ever

OH GOD WHYYYYYYY NOOOOOO PLEASEEE 💔💔💔

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

OHHHHH

dear god