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Murphy, I love yooooouuuuu

Every once in a while, you gotta return to the greatest UF series of all time.

I love the description of “a cozy, comfortable terror with a permanent seat at the table.”

Talon’s book isn’t my favorite, but it’s worth it for the Zarek-Valerius snark.

Eat your heart out, Cliff

See, here is where Amanda and I are very different. She’s upset “Mr. Do Me, Gorgeous Man’ is a vampire” (her words), but I would see that as an absolute, Anne Rice-level win

I wish I had a purple house.

Re-reading a Sherrilyn book always feels like coming home to an old friend.

Alexios and Helia!!!!!!!

Easy on the escalation, Liv.

Holy kissing metaphors, Batman

Do I trust Patrick? Hell no.

Do I like Patrick? Hell yes.

An Akhal-Teke? Horse girl mode activated.

Opti did Chernobyl?!

Personally, I’d take “you have the personality of an armadillo” as a compliment.

“People were the sum of their memories, and apparently hers were whatever Jack told her.”

that’s actually horrifying

“How can I prove my value if you keep changing the rules?”

That’s the neat part, Peri. You don’t.

I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT WAS NOT TODD!!!

I don’t trust Pamela

I am kicking myself for not realizing “Gwynn” was a reference to “Gwynn ap Nudd.”

“Death is quick. Regret is not.”

Dayummm Gabriel is cold.

Is Patrick Gabriel’s dad?

Is it the Wild Hunt? With horses, hounds, and the cŵn annwn?

Is he Arawan perhaps?

“James Morgan is a wonderful catch…for someone else.”

Rose, the woman that you are! Don’t need second sight to see he’s second rate.

“The Tevinter mage brought slaves with him, and we thought nothing of it.”

They glossed over this Nevarran mentality by DATV.

The fact that the assassins/intelligencers of the slave-holding Imperium are called the Siccari.

The historic Sicarii was a Jewish group of assassins possibly affiliated with the Zealots. I feel I really shouldn’t have to spell out why naming the branch of the pseudo-Roman Imperium after them is a faux pas.

I. Miss. Charter.

Half Up Front

• Epler had such a habit of inserting very modern phrased (“hell”) and sentence structures that it takes me right out of the story. Really presages the writing issues with DATV.

• Honestly, this story just feels like a reminder of all the dropped plot threads.

RIP to the elves joining the Dread Wolf plot point