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If the Mako has no fans, I am no longer of this earth.

I’m ashamed to say I never actually considered how to Eden Prime Spectre evaluation was supposed to go before Saren Saren’d it up

“I don’t think I’m all that […] unusual golden eyes”

*sigh*

“I knew only that my life was an endless shitstorm of problems, and if I didn’t solve the immediate one of needing a new job, yet again, it was going to get infinitely worse.”

Oof. Been there, girlie.

Called it. Also obligatory Wes Craven reference

Norma (Bates) at the hotel

“Sidney […] She’s a survivor.” Insert Roman rant here, about “Sidney the survivor. Sidney the star.”

Billy (Loomis)

WAIT IS JEN AS IN JENNIFER HILLS

Ha ha, Patrick dancing to Huey Lewis

Clive (Barker)

Plus Freddy (Kruger)

Oh, and Aunt Deb (Hill)?

So we’ve got Carrie (White), Patrick (Bateman). Jen (???), Mikey (Myers), Tiffany (Valentine), and Jason (Voorhees)

It’s giving “Scream 2 opening scene”

“like an air dance in front of a used car dealership” is both evocative and hilarious in this situation. A++

Honestly, I’d rather read about Ronnie than Anita.

Murphy, I love yooooouuuuu

Every once in a while, you gotta return to the greatest UF series of all time.

I love the description of “a cozy, comfortable terror with a permanent seat at the table.”

Talon’s book isn’t my favorite, but it’s worth it for the Zarek-Valerius snark.

Eat your heart out, Cliff

See, here is where Amanda and I are very different. She’s upset “Mr. Do Me, Gorgeous Man’ is a vampire” (her words), but I would see that as an absolute, Anne Rice-level win

I wish I had a purple house.

Re-reading a Sherrilyn book always feels like coming home to an old friend.

Alexios and Helia!!!!!!!

Easy on the escalation, Liv.

Holy kissing metaphors, Batman

Do I trust Patrick? Hell no.

Do I like Patrick? Hell yes.

An Akhal-Teke? Horse girl mode activated.