Taylor’s Reviews > Slasher Summer > Status Update

Called it. Also obligatory Wes Craven reference

Norma (Bates) at the hotel

“Sidney […] She’s a survivor.” Insert Roman rant here, about “Sidney the survivor. Sidney the star.”

Billy (Loomis)

WAIT IS JEN AS IN JENNIFER HILLS

Ha ha, Patrick dancing to Huey Lewis

Clive (Barker)

Plus Freddy (Kruger)

Oh, and Aunt Deb (Hill)?

So we’ve got Carrie (White), Patrick (Bateman). Jen (???), Mikey (Myers), Tiffany (Valentine), and Jason (Voorhees)