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starting off corny

this is really good but i dont wanna read about butt stuff (not gay btw)
im barely halfway in

za sad je bas dobro.... world building i writing su peak iskreno

smor

iskreno predictovala sam da je benji evil, jos pre onog mitinga sa vitezovima bez rorija. samo mi gargojla ne diraj znaciiiii crko dabogda

"I say, Bartholomew." The gargoyle was leaning over the lip of the cart. "Is a road still a road if no one rode upon it?"
"Road and road are two different words, gargoyle."
"Really?" A wayward branch swatted him over the face. "Perplexing."

EVERY GARGOYLE QUOTE GETS BETTER AND BETTER

The gargoyle sighed, suddenly forlorn. "I confess horses are not the intelligent beasts I imagined them to be. Thought I don't think that merits the abuse they receive postmortem."
That one took me a moment. "No one actually beats dead horses, gargoyle. It's an expression."
"Really? How morbid."

JA UNIREEMEMFNFNHXHSHS

i love the gargoyle sm

ako umre u porodjaju crash outovacu

brate kakva glupaca umesto da je otisla kod brata koji umire da bude sa njim, ona je odlucila da se izdrkava na jadnog coveka i daron je morao sam da umre

i love how her knees are always popping #relatable

if shes pregnant im gonna kms

im actually losing my shit what is going on

"does the sin matter if it leads to salvation?" im speechless

what do you MEAN the palace hasnt had a steward in years