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The gargoyle sighed, suddenly forlorn. "I confess horses are not the intelligent beasts I imagined them to be. Thought I don't think that merits the abuse they receive postmortem."
That one took me a moment. "No one actually beats dead horses, gargoyle. It's an expression."
"Really? How morbid."
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— Aug 29, 2026 01:11PM
That one took me a moment. "No one actually beats dead horses, gargoyle. It's an expression."
"Really? How morbid."
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iskreno predictovala sam da je benji evil, jos pre onog mitinga sa vitezovima bez rorija. samo mi gargojla ne diraj znaciiiii crko dabogda
— Sep 03, 2026 07:05PM
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"I say, Bartholomew." The gargoyle was leaning over the lip of the cart. "Is a road still a road if no one rode upon it?"
"Road and road are two different words, gargoyle."
"Really?" A wayward branch swatted him over the face. "Perplexing."
EVERY GARGOYLE QUOTE GETS BETTER AND BETTER
— Aug 30, 2026 11:54AM
"Road and road are two different words, gargoyle."
"Really?" A wayward branch swatted him over the face. "Perplexing."
EVERY GARGOYLE QUOTE GETS BETTER AND BETTER