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This book so far is just the "3 Spidermen pointing at each other" meme

Aww yaaa. Talking ammo dog.

Mr. Norton, this one is for you, king.

Not gonna lie. This one is getting tough to keep up with what's going on. McCarthy LOVES to write 3 pages worth of desert description followed by 1 sentence of major plot prose. What a guy (I'm this* close to DNFing, Cormac. This* close).

"Imagine every man who is grieved at anything or discontented to like a pig which is sacrificed and kicks and screams."

BBBBBBBB-BASED MARCUS AURELIUS

“As I fear not a child with a weapon he cannot lift, I will never fear the mind of man who does not think.”

BBBBBBBB-BASED DADDY DALINAR

Scabbers was WHO?!? Lupin is a WHAT?!? Sirius has been WHERE?!?

I've just been sanderlanched MIDBOOK...and I just KNOW there's another one around the corner.

Finaly. Some romance* in my high-fantasy, old-magic, politically driven war saga. Ado-llan? Sha-dolin? Either is a pretty good couple nickname.

I like how Ron is trying to defend Scabbers/Pettigrew, and it's just describing the rat gnawing at his hands the entire time.

Oh. Umm. Wow. So...the "Blood" in "Blood Meridian" was, in fact, NOT metaphorical or symbolic.

It's literal blood. Very bloody. Very literal.

"Men exist for the sake of one another. Teach them then or bear with them."

So true, Marky Marc. So true.

A crossover* Sander-lanche? Yes please :D

Not enough explanation was given as to why Scabbers was found hiding inside a milk pitcher in Hagrid's hut

Using quotation marks and commas and character names seems like the appropriate way to write...but wtf do I know? I'm not a Pulitzer winner.

Joking aside, his writing style is better in this book than in The Road. Once you start reading the dialogue in an 1850s Southern accent, it's much easier to understand lol

SO. MUCH. WORLDBUILDING.
SO. MUCH. MAGIC SYSTEM. EXPOSITION.

But it's Brandon, so I love it (:

"It was forty years ago," Ym whispered.

"Justice does not expire."

b-b-b-b-based

Daddy Dalinar is laying down the law. REFORGE THE KNIGHTS RADIANT

Back at it again with Ole' Brandy Sandy

Obviously, the movies don't do the books justice. However, the movies' main injustice is how they fail to capture how absolutely aggressive all the characters are. Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Professor McGonagall, Snape; all of them are ready to throw hands at any moment.

Therefore, I believe the Harry Potter movies needed more fighting children. In this essay, I will prove...

Hmmmm....some of these cousins are.....strangely close.....

*Sweet Home Alabama plays in the background*

Harry is much sassier in the books. I like Daniel Radcliffe, but he couldn't quite capture how bold and bratty he is. Now I understand why Snape calls him "insolent" all the time.

Groundhog's Day meets Knives Out meets Slice-of-Life Anime. Alright, I'm intrigued.

Hail Libertas! Hail Reaper!

Damn. This guy is like...really bad...