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"Men exist for the sake of one another. Teach them then or bear with them."

So true, Marky Marc. So true.

A crossover* Sander-lanche? Yes please :D

Not enough explanation was given as to why Scabbers was found hiding inside a milk pitcher in Hagrid's hut

Using quotation marks and commas and character names seems like the appropriate way to write...but wtf do I know? I'm not a Pulitzer winner.

Joking aside, his writing style is better in this book than in The Road. Once you start reading the dialogue in an 1850s Southern accent, it's much easier to understand lol

SO. MUCH. WORLDBUILDING.
SO. MUCH. MAGIC SYSTEM. EXPOSITION.

But it's Brandon, so I love it (:

"It was forty years ago," Ym whispered.

"Justice does not expire."

b-b-b-b-based

Daddy Dalinar is laying down the law. REFORGE THE KNIGHTS RADIANT

Back at it again with Ole' Brandy Sandy

Obviously, the movies don't do the books justice. However, the movies' main injustice is how they fail to capture how absolutely aggressive all the characters are. Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Professor McGonagall, Snape; all of them are ready to throw hands at any moment.

Therefore, I believe the Harry Potter movies needed more fighting children. In this essay, I will prove...

Hmmmm....some of these cousins are.....strangely close.....

*Sweet Home Alabama plays in the background*

Harry is much sassier in the books. I like Daniel Radcliffe, but he couldn't quite capture how bold and bratty he is. Now I understand why Snape calls him "insolent" all the time.

Groundhog's Day meets Knives Out meets Slice-of-Life Anime. Alright, I'm intrigued.

Hail Libertas! Hail Reaper!

Damn. This guy is like...really bad...

Surely this will be a silly, goofy read. There is no chance it will devastate me.

ABOMINATION

"Look within. Let neither the peculiar quality of anything nor its value escape thee."

I couldn't stop laughing at:

Harry: "Dobby, you closed the portal to Platform 9-&-3/4?
Dobby: "Yes, sir. Dobby felt so bad that he ironed his hands!" *proceeds to show bandaged hands

or...

Harry: "Dobby, if you don't leave me alone, I'm going to strangle you."
Dobby: "Dobby is used to death threats, sir. He receives them five times a day!"

"How's they saying go?" I ask the Duke. "That's right. 'The Reaper may go through you, but the Goblin stays for seven courses.'"

Goes crazy hard.

"Ante Mortem!"
"Gloria!"

"Remember too on every occasion which leads thee to vexation to apply this principle: not that this is a misfortune, but that to bear it nobly is good fortune."