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This shit is fucking insane 😭😭

I have no fucking clue what's going on outside of this guy leaving his wife to paint 😭

Margaret and Chris doing all this lovey-dovey shit like they ain't both MARRIED 😭😭😭

Bros brain is cooked

This has been the most invested I've been in this story and it wasn't bc of Mr Mark Witty Watneys bitch ass

Yea ts fire 😭✌🏼

If this fucking cunt has the gall and the fuckin gumption to write yay in some parentheses like he's soooo quirky I'm genuinely gonna fuckin behead him in front of all his loved ones. Fuck Mark Watney I don't give af about his survival story I'm more invested in the rescue mission itself atp.

Yea this is highkey the best one so far

Yeaaaa yk ts ass when the best part was the one where Mark wasn't the one talking 😭😭

Gonna be a loooonnnnggg nother 300 pages 🫩

Yeaaa kitty being the main character is way better 😭😭

Also why tf did bro feel the need to explain that CO2 is carbon dioxide like are we fuckin serious

Ok so prior to this the only Andy Weir book I've read is Project Hail Mary and I fuckin LOVE that book, but I've seen a lot of people say they hate the way it's written and the way Grace talks to the reader. I never had that criticism but lemme tell you, off rip w this book, this guy is INSUFFERABLE 😭😭 Im getting used to it now but YIKES that first chapter was roughhh. Barely got through it alive lmao

Calm

All ts w Alia is weird and ridiculous and I don't understand it AT ALL 😭😭

We're almost in the final stretch... everything's building up. Assuming it'll end in the fight that was in the movie

Final stretch 🥹

Still pretty good but I thought the Westminster bit w the gold mask was INCREDIBLY childish and hard to get through. Then again, this is a children's book sooo 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mf really just aura farmed on a worm

"He didn't just have a skullcap on. He had other clothes on as well, just in case you were getting excited" brother WHAAAAT