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This has been the most invested I've been in this story and it wasn't bc of Mr Mark Witty Watneys bitch ass

If this fucking cunt has the gall and the fuckin gumption to write yay in some parentheses like he's soooo quirky I'm genuinely gonna fuckin behead him in front of all his loved ones. Fuck Mark Watney I don't give af about his survival story I'm more invested in the rescue mission itself atp.

Yeaaaa yk ts ass when the best part was the one where Mark wasn't the one talking 😭😭

Gonna be a loooonnnnggg nother 300 pages 🫩

Ok so prior to this the only Andy Weir book I've read is Project Hail Mary and I fuckin LOVE that book, but I've seen a lot of people say they hate the way it's written and the way Grace talks to the reader. I never had that criticism but lemme tell you, off rip w this book, this guy is INSUFFERABLE 😭😭 Im getting used to it now but YIKES that first chapter was roughhh. Barely got through it alive lmao