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I don’t know any references, so it just annoys me when she says what songs or movies she knows.
And waaay too much narration for my liking.
Funny tho. The girl is delulu boss xD

I’m so goddamn mad!
The past meeting with her mother made me tear up… but the ending was rushed af. Ugh

“A part of me hoped he’d say no, so that you would walk away from him and choose me. I’m selfish and i want you, but i would never harm you.”
Aaah my heart🥲

Dunno. Nothing really exciting happens. Julian is nice. Tella doesn’t know who to kiss passionately between chapters… kinda feel bad for both dude now.

Shitty characters. They change moods between lines randomly. And Saeris snaps at the girl for guiding her away “cause she isn’t a dog.” But Kingfisher can casually say she is a pet… why do I have to be mad for her??! Snap back like always bitch…

So dark hair shows royal blood, yet the princess has light blonde hair? Sure.

Again. She has trauma around SA but Lazarro can go growling and foaming at the mouth to order the shirt off her (cause it was another man’s), and when she doesn’t comply he rips it off leaving her naked… reasonable. Then she says ‘no stop’ two times, he even laughs at her panic but it’s fine cause his kinda forced lick feels good… girl.
Why are the girls randomly in the bathroom with her?

Okay. Wtf did i just read? XDDDDD
I swear it is pure comedy, cause i refuse to believe the writer wants us to take this nonsense seriously.
I couldn’t stop laughing after she stood up with a sword impaling her stomach/chest.
Everything changes and i constantly had to re read things to understand what is going on. This is a hot mess.

Why is she running around almost finely when her bone is visible?? I can’t with the fantasy injuries.

Thats a long ass first chapter

The fuck was this bullshit 3. Chapter? XDD
So… she got somewhat trained with wooden swords. So it means that she is a perfect fighter who can 1v3 qualified soldiers after running and not drinking for a day. also she is so precise that she managed to hit the neck and wrist areas between armor. Ooh! And managed to hit the man so hard with a dagger that his forearm broke.
Also, Hayden is actually retarded?

I read 12 pages and I’m already outraged. Can’t you fucking write one thing normally?? Why do i have to imagine everything two different times, cause it’s written so confusingly.

That was a harsh first part ending. I’m not sure about this though. I love jacks but the story is still dragging and i don’t like the pov jumps

Dunno, since we came back to Tella i feel like it’s been dragging on.😕

Ouabh story mentioned! So when Jacks first saw Eva, he was passionately kissing Tella a few hours/days prior

Scar and Julian really don’t have a healthy relationship. 🤨😕
But that jealousy tho🫦

Also, what is up with the mom?

What can he possibly do so that i will hate him??? He is like THE Perfect. He is mad cause he couldn’t see or have her properly. I can’t❤️🫦

She literally tries to kill Acher for nothing??? Girl!!😡
Am i this desensitized or not telling his ex is there while he sleeps with her for two nights instead is not worth using lethal magic on him!?

And why does she tries to measure her dick with his trained soldiers while she is half dead from the training?

It’s the softest underwear to ever grace my bottom, that’s for damn sure. Butter underwear.

???🫥

“I think the floor is even too great a distance between us if I am to get any rest.”

That’s the weirdest way to ask him to sleep next to you.😐

Hallis sits at the writing desk next to the door, shirt off and scribbling something in a small notebook.
…
I peer over his shoulder and am surprised to find words on the page before him.

-The fuk??? XDDD Wdum surprised??

That was fucking weird. And not romantic at all… meh

I kneeeeeew he was the squid!!!!

His true nature was a surprise but come on.

Also light blonde hair?? Wasn’t she a red head. I’m so confused.

Am i tripping?? Brown eyes and hair?? What is happening? Didn’t he have black eyes and hair??

And i swear the bird and the octopus is the same thing!

First of all why did Acker’s eye changed from black to brown??

Kai!! You were almost a dead man. Almost. Ch. that was kind of a cute confession but still!!


Acker finds a way to look smug even when he’s half dying from blood loss.
- Of course he does xD

Her eyes go to Acker then come back to me. “He’s very handsome. I’d jump ship, too, if someone who looked like him took a liking to me.”

Btw why do we get the information in the last minute that she was a granny all along??! Did i miss that?

Acker smiles, but it’s straight filth when he says, “Shame. I was kind of looking forward to tying you up.”
😏🫦

Lawson shrugs as he stands. “Maybe I’ll get lucky and score a young widower in the next couple of years so I can bed a woman before twentyfive.”
Messer chokes out a laugh. “If you’re still virginized by then, I’ll do you a solid and suck you off myself, mate.”
Lawson gives him a taunting smile. “I’ll hold you to that.”

That’s a no from me.😞

I’m still stuck on that potential cheating scene! She said he looked guilty. Then later he said it wasn’t him, but didn’t confirm it in his head and that’s sus!!!😠

I love that the banters between Nico and Alessio are still there.❤️ they my fav ship xD

Also i still don’t like their relationships.