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The US became a Christian theocracy and then they, the Chinese, and the Brazilians nuked the world (the Brazilians actually started bombarding cities with asteroids from orbits but…) so yeah, classic humans. Who’s betting on this prediction for 2030?

He died. Rip

So it’s all very well written, but I’ll admit I was hoping for more monster stories. Most of these revolve around abuse, which is dark too, I suppose. Lotttttttt of child/domestic abuse in here

This is peak cozy. Also a lot of cute lil ideas on identity and purpose

Noooooooooooooooo not again

Ah lawd. It’s comin’. The end of all things. Gawd dahmnit

I can’t believe this is going to be my last book of the year smh

Well… this is some discworld shit. Completely different would with completely different systems and environments every book so far… and, no, I don’t mean planets. Hecking meh but also entertaining enough plot-wise so

Getting all kinds of spicy now. First time I’ve seen a sexual assault performed via smell…?? Weird weird weird

RJB neee ceases to surprise me. Excellently, fantastically alchemical and unhinged to boot. “Oh, that dead fucker?” Will remain my shining star of introductions

Well well! Color me intrigued

Awkwardly YA-like for Sanderson but also still pretty damned good so far

Well that crossed the line into cannibalism real damned fast

Getting better, though the perspectives and narration kinda bounces all over and makes it somewhat confusing

Weird freaking prose my dudes. Also second person returns and I dislike it??? Batshit crazy tortoise phones and fruit that somehow is described as ecstatic? Kinda interesting story though, yes.

Welp. It took most of the book but now I see how this can be classified as horror. There’s a Buffalo man in the house and dead people in the church. Also, Dracula is now a fish

Nvm there’s a creepy native-American style vampire; I’m hooked

I hope this kicks into gear because this is reading like the thesis of an unhinged college kid just with really good grammar and fairly large words (old timey eloquence pleas send help)