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This isn’t a romance? Idk why it’s on my kindle but I’m halfway through (lots of skimming tbh) so I’ll probably finish it?

“I AM TAKING MY MATE AND GOING HOME!” he announced as the crew stared at them. “WHERE NONE OF YOU TROLLOPS CAN SOIL HIM WITH YOUR STRUMPET HANDS AND TARTY WAYS!”

Omg halfway through an audiobook!! Couldn’t be me but actually it is 😁🤣

Will this be the first time I actually finish an audiobook?! Maybe!!

Futuristic sex workers + D/s = yes please!

Also, free on Amazon just now xx

This book is so unnecessarily long 😭🤦🏼‍♀️

I’m not emotionally ready but here we go 🥲❤️

The one thing that pisses me off is that T’s sister is Deaf and he’s had 5 years to pick up any amount of ASL but hasn’t because he’s worried he won’t be perfect and because he’s an “auditory leaner” 🙄🙄🙄 He didn’t know “yes” or even “I love you” literally nothing!!! Until a cute boy who knows ASL is helping him learn. Willow deserves better.

Let’s go, “Ramen Butt”! I literally can’t wait to read this 🤣😅🍜🍑

Pausing my read to get through some ARCs - loved this so far though!

The changes August made from ARC version 1 only make this a stronger book and I’m so enjoying reading it again. Fuck it’s so good!

This 10,000% did not need to be so long and I’m officially bored but also far enough in that I kind of want to just finish it. Pray for me book babes 🥲

I ought to start a new shelf called “Books that make my husband say: if it’s upsetting you so much, why are you still reading it??”

Other titles to add would be Oleander by Scarlett Drake, The Captive Prince trilogy, most books by Riley Nash, and a few more I’m forgetting just now 🥲

I want to love this so much so hopefully it picks up soon bc I’m just not feeling it yet.

Two thoughts so far: I cannot read the green orc’s name (Brokil) without autocorrecting it in my head to Broccoli. I’m already over him calling Silvyr “boy” - it doesn’t need to happen every time you two speak!

Idk why the first time I picked this up I wasn’t feeling it and this time I can’t read it fast enough 🤷🏼‍♀️❤️ So glad I tried again!

Shadow Daddy’s final form 🥵☠️

It’s so fucking swoony 🖤🖤🖤

Holyyyyyy shit Shadow Daddy 🥵🥵🥵

AHHHHHHHHHH! I’m so excited 😆

Bet that’s why he goes through girls the way people go through tissues—blow into them, then toss them out.

Charming. Idk fam this book is so OTT aggressive and I’m barely into it 🤷🏼‍♀️

The snarl that leaves my lips is dark, viscous. He might be my friend, but don’t test me. No one is truly safe from me.

🤣🤣🤣 ok edgelord calm down it’s just hockey

Hoping to catch up on reviews in the next few days - I know I’m often behind but this time it’s bc my kiddo has been sick since last week and I am tired 😴🤣

I’m in such a slump but hopefully this pulls me out bc I’ve really wanted to read it 🥺🤞🏻

Omg I don’t know why this keeps changing to read like no, I am *still* reading it!! V annoying!

Shoutout to my library! I’ve been impatiently waiting for this last instalment!!!

I’m going to finish this book today and I’m already devastated about it being over. What a stunning experience 😌❤️

Holy fucking fuck! Kellen whyyyyy 💔😭

Every time Eridanys has a tantrum I fall a little bit more in love 😍 Big Howl vibes - powerful, beautiful, arrogant but desperate for praise and hugely protective. I’m obsessed.

What the actual fuck?! Aven could do better 😒