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The foreshadowing goes crazy

"I won't burn" whelp... not again

Holy fark I could not care less. Having to cart this massive fuck off book around and people pointing out how long it's been taking me to read despite it being for children?!! How does such a cool premise fall short so quickly?? Whoever wrote the "good" parts keep at it you'll get there soon..

I appreciate how short the chapters are. It makes me feel like I'm flying through the book. Or reading a fanfic. Both maybe. Both is good.

What is this fake teenager language "We had sexual intercourse quite a number of tomes" womp womp. If you're gonna write a book for kids and make it applicable to all eras of speech from its release date and onwards don't write bullshit like that.

Ok? Cool.

Feels weird reading this and having already watched the show...Foreshadowing goes CRAZY....

The wanky narrator telling me not to read on if I want a happy tale. Girl stfu I'm getting sick of your sappy ass.

Mental challenge: trying to pick up this book again. Please I feel like I've been reading the same scene for the past year. I'm probably just in a book slump but let's cut some of the fat in this story pls.

OK my progress to time ratio is not good but in my defence 4th sem uni leaves little time to read for fun !!

Does every man in this book suck?

My bad forgot about reading this

God almighty shut it with the mention of dimples. I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!

Yeah they're gay.

Dare I say I enjoy the movie equally?

"Any kind of person or animal can be objectified in the sense of being stripped of autonomy and volition, and being treated as an instrument for gain of others."

I have to read this for class. This is me tracking my summary of what I've learnt.
E.g. objectification can be taking pictures and recording voice. Turn them into object ≠ sexual.

I kinda forgot I was reading this but I'm back!

Ok Miss Arena, you have my attention...

Bruh he's pansexual ... not even a subtle hint just few pages of representation before we get back to the story. Because of course we have to know the author isn't prejudice... fuck you J.K. Rowling. Now I have to be slapped in the face with diversity whenever I pick up a white woman's book.

HELL NAWWWW

They got the black gay best friend for diversity 😭😭

Pls for the love of god, just make the main character interesting so we don't have to fall back onto side characters with mundane stereotypes.

I need to keep a tally of how many times "save" is uselessly inserted.

E.g. "save for last", "save Miridran".

You vocal stimming or something??

Who is the editor and why can't they do their job?

It's taking me an incredibly long time to read this but in fairness it's not that interesting

The only thing I can appreciate is the Hugh Grant dig and Colin Forth praise. More so the two actors later being in the film series.