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This is some crazy shit. Crazy fkn storytelling. I’m living for it 🫡

Im fkn hollering. Idk how I survived this without combusting.

Respectfully (let’s ignore that there’s literally not a single respectful way for me to word this):

I wanna tear my skin off, screech at the top of my lungs, this is so devastating, I am pulling my hair out and rolling around in my bed right now. This is diabolical. (And I mean all of this in the most positive way possible)

Holy. Fkn. Airball.

*inhales*
*SCREECHES IN SUPERSONIC FREQUENCIES*