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WENDELL'S ATTEMPTS TO MAKE AMENDS 🥺🥺🥺

Wendell's inner monologue is hilarious NOT THE TIME REWIND just to keep chopping off the ice man's head

AHAHA FAE SASS

WEEEEEENDELL HE OBSESSIVELY SEWS 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Girl, who said this was cozy?? Wendell just taunted and incompletely tore fairies bit from bit.

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Oh I love them

WENDELL LOVES HER 🥺🥺🥺

Hehe I love Bamblebee and Emily and Poe

Unfortunately, the sheep's rein of terror on Emily's things is hilarious

...not crazy about it so far

OOOOOOOOH? I LOVE THIS

Wow the cause of the event

AHHHHHH SOBBING PLEASSSEEE STOP IT

NOOO HIS SECRET IS OUT

AWW OHMY HEART

Oh my god this is awful

"male listeners should listen to that last paragraph again: we barely made it" in terms of the fragility of the Y chromosome over the time of evolution as it lacks a duplicate and shortens and its more important qualities are replicated to x-paired chromosomes for long term safety.

I'm in the 80s, in the middle of the effort to sequence the human genome

AHHHH CLARK SUCCCKS SO MUCH

HAHA HELP Alex, someone give him some water !!

HAHAA "he looks like he might jump out of his chair and suck the salvia out of all our mouths"

OH MY GOD

Oh god this is terrifying

The creepy chalk poem is so good

Ooh I love some island isolation, murder mystery, and familial dysfunction