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Grown man lets the public know that he does not like to drink milk… thus ruining his career, obviously. He now has to be babysat, obviously.

They’re trying really hard for the Gilmore girls mother daughter relationship and it is simply not hitting

Okay so they’ve called a truce

Idk how much second hand embarrassment I can take

Omg the new boy in town she likes owns the big bad coffee chain coming to town across the street

If she mentions how psl’s dont contain any real pumpkin ONE MORE TIME

“It pains me a bit to see her enjoy a drink I dislike” said no barista ever tf? She’s such a hater

Yall she is NOT like other girls, she does not like iced coffee and especially not pumpkin spice lattes…. I fear this has become a hate read before chapter 3!

“I pull my dirty blond hair up in a messy bun” oh brother….

Part 2 the abyss… I’m nervous yall