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Kate Stewart is the best at banter. I mean, even Dante has the best lines. Parker and Clarissa talking about sex and anatomy? Troy and his back and forth with Clarissa? Chef’s kiss.

OMG I don’t know why I sat on this one for so long! I have not laughed SO much in my entire life. This book is GOLD. Theo is book boyfriend worthy. I totally hope he gets the girl. High Theo might just be my favorite 😂

LOVED it!!!

Julian’s vulnerability is cute. I mean, the way cares for Collette makes him irresistible. Especially when she’s “torturing” him, he surrenders to her. Book boyfriend material fo sho.

Holy hell… been quiet for 58% of this book but I cannot stay quiet any longer. Collette is a baddie rockstar FMC. And never thought I’d like Julian as much as I do, but OMG. LOVE their chemistry. Their jealous possessiveness… just everything about them. 😍

I knew it! Ok so when is book 4 gonna be out? I mean… what’s next? How are they going to save the world?!

I’m thinking the crew never gets out of Yveswich… if they do, it’ll be right at the end. Or just about the end. And then we’ll have to wait for Book 4 😑

Malakai Went And Got Us Lost, The Idiot

I cannot with this chapter title 😂😂😂

Ohhh-kay Mister Shadow Daddy Roman. 🔥

55% through and I don’t know if I like how this is going…

Manifesting a fight scene between Travis and Malakai. Shirtless. 😆

Malakai is probably my favorite character 😂

Not to be confused with book boyfriend. That, he is NOT. But he brings the funny to the chaos that is happening right now.

Page 347. Forgot to post the current page number in the last update.

The way this group keeps splitting up and taking moments to talk like they have all the time in the world is giving me anxiety.

I have never relied on maps before in my life. So much is happening! We finally have confirmation the last 2 are alive! But now the boys are lost. Of course.

“Fuck you Malakai!” 😂

The love these darkslayers have for each other… 😂😂😂

Will they reunite at the hospital? 🤔

All characters accounted for… except for 2.

*stopping to take ACTUAL notes so I don’t get lost or forget details.

SO much is going on!

We’re moving along at a decent pace.

Not all characters are accounted for… but I’m hoping no one is dead. Because I cannot cry this early in the book.

End of chapter 1…

Not gonna lie… I had to go back and re-read through some of the ending chapters of City of Lies and Legends to refresh my memory of what happened. Details I had forgotten.

The prologue 👍

I hope we don’t spend too many chapters lost in the dark. I mean, almost 1000 pages to read? Potential for things to drag on… I hope not.

Also, not to mention, he was NOT the one who killed her monster! He’s such a manipulative douchebag.

WTF? Don’t tell me Skylar stayed with Josh all those years later (till The Words) because that a-hole blackmailed her! How miserable that had to be for her.

The banter between Skylar and Memphis is 🤌🏽. I live for this stuff.

Memphis just walked in on Josh the douchebag screwing some chick who isn’t Skylar… smh.

Skyler should be with Memphis.

Ok apparently he hasn’t cheated YET… he ALMOST did. At least that’s what he’s telling Memphis now. But I’ve read The Words and he does end up cheating on Skylar many times in their history. So when does it happen?

Update: definitely not liking Josh and his ways. Although I get it, yeah he’s got trauma… but he’s a douche. Most guys in high school are douches… but Josh is next level. His sex life is wild.

And Memphis screwing an older woman? I know shit like that happens but wow. Didn’t see that coming.

Holy shit… did that really happen?! Like wtf?! Murder? No way.

A love triangle that started at ages 12 and 13… did I mention I’m not a fan of love triangles?