Danny Reynolds > Recent Status Updates

“A potato cannon filled with cocaine”

A “lethal chamber”? For committing suicide..? That sounds so familiar I wonder where I’ve heard of that befo- IT WAS IN FUTURAMA???

Fun fact, the institution with three people who all think they’re Jesus (or a reincarnation of him) is a real case/ experiment where they tried to get them to admit they were faking by confronting them with others who had the same delusion

That is NOT how you pronounce bourbon

“All for the chance to fuck a giant bug” YALL ARE ON ANOTHER /LEVEL/ WTF

“I’m a rich man. stupid rich” you’re also 70 why are you talking like you’re 12

“We’re all cooked” you are a 70 year old man

Is it important to the plot to make the evil scientist sexually attracted to insects?

I zoned out and JKR is there?? In an underground old person orgy?? I’m rewinding brb

Yeah this one might make me puke

I fear this is too freaky for me

“6/7”

I fear we may have not so much lost the plot, but dismembered it and hid the pieces in so many drawers and compartments. This is page 44

Yeah I can’t be bothered to finish something with this many plot holes and so little of the world built up. Should’ve DNF’d when the FMC started out in a jail cell and was forced to go to ✨Magic School✨

Does it really count as a footnote if it’s (literally) 5 pages long?

WOAH WOAH WOAH can we CHILL with the incest??? 🫣😬🚩❌🛑

“What’s strange about this floor plan?” Idk, maybe the fact that the only entrance to the kid’s room is inside the parent’s bedroom and has no windows, and also that the only way to get to the upstairs toilet is to walk thru the kids room to get to it 💀 who..?

Boy Moms, amiright?

Kinda beating you over the head with the point and the little diagrams for every little thing, huh?

Someone’s sub power is knowing if two people are in love with each other by looking at them? What?

Genuinely, why is a 23 year old second born prince the headmaster of an elite magic academy (and also the ONLY magic academy in the world??)??

4 ‘houses’ huh? Color coordinated huh? Where have I seen that before?

iM gIvInG uP the LOVE in my fUtUre!! tAkE tHaT!! OwO look how much of a BADDASS I aM!! Let’s SEE whAt eveRyOne ELSE thinKS of tHaT display!!

It’s giving.. Throne of Glass ripoff

Yeah no. There’s no buildup and MC is way too chill getting into a bathtub full of blood she knows is from killing interns. Also the leader of the company is named Tree? Please

“I don’t care that you’re gay, but I do care that you’re a parasite conglomeration of a 17th century murder victim, a tick/vampire, and my sister”

“I would still love you as a worm, but probably not as a vampire or tick” is so specific and so funny

DRAMA QUEEN

Soft DNF because I can’t be bothered rn

Might DNF and pick it up again later. It’s lowkey boring