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"The consequence of being hooked into the entertainment matrix is twitchy, agitated interpassivity, an inability to concentrate or focus."

maddy voice) wait, is this fucking play about us

im trying to extend grace towards leigh bc shes clearly grieving and going through a rough transition in her life but good GOD she’s such an asshole to her loved ones 😭

does archer know i would topple civilizations for him

"Most couples flirted by making eyes at each other or complimenting each other’s outfits. We did it by discussing how best to murder our enemies."

if you laugh, you go to hell

im too much of a misandrist to enjoy the turn this book is taking 😞😞 i think every man who has wronged a woman should DIE

i was gonna make a joke abt impressing italian trade but ROSA MY SHAYLA… keep ur head up queen………..

bruh aint no way 😭😭😭 can they both lock in

im perving out 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😜😜😜😜😜😜😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

im going to jinjja kill myself.

do you know you have thirty minutes? thirty, thirty…

saw jeff koons come up n rolled my eyes so hard like BROTHERRRRRR im sick of him

”The cult of the Italian garden has spread from England to America, and there is a general feeling that, by placing a marble bench here and a sun-dial there, Italian ‘effects’ may be achieved.”

js hit the ishowspeed gif

REFFFFF DO SOMETHING

PAUSEEEEEE PAUSE HOLD ON A SECOND HELLOOOOOOO 😦😦😦😦😦😦

oh this GAGGGGGG

im stressed as FAWK rn omg this pope yaoi SERIOUS

”’So in effect what you are saying is that the next Pope must be Italian.’”

IL MIO POPOLO ITALIANO 🍅🍅🍅🔥🔥🔥🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

”The mere sight of it was enough to give him stomach cramps.”

cardinal lomeli js like me fr

castel sant’angelo mention 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

PRAYINGGGG that this book doesn’t have an incest plotpoint oh my god bruh

”’And could I live back then when Virgil lived, / I would agree to pass, beyond the due / that brought me out of exile, one year’s sun.’

These words turned Virgil round to me - his look / saying, unspeakingly: ‘Be silent now!’ / But will power can’t do everything it wills.’” (canto 21, lines 100-105, pg. 201)

DANTE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY WHEN HES BEING A BIT OF FLOP 😭 oh flopte…

I have a prediction about how this book will end (b/c the prologue tells you kinda), but I suppose we’ll see about that 😞😞😞

eve is better than me cuz if i tried to console a man when he was upset and then he went on a tirade about how im the root of all evil, i would have killed him with a rock

i need to kill everyone in this book with a rock 😭

”’Miss Snowe,’ recommended Dr John… ‘Are you a Catholic?’” (pg 205)


I LOVE THIS SONG!

”…Yet methought less fair, / Less winning soft, less amiably mild…” (pg. 91, lines 478-479 of book four)

eve calling adam chopped cheese is FRYING me

”The mind is its own place and in itself / Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.” (lines 254-255)

omg enhypen bad desire (with or without you) is that you?????? 😍😍😍😍😍

PAUSE. I knew this major twist was gonna happen b/c I accidentally spoiled myself but I was GAGGED nonetheless 🫣🫢🫢

Lucy being a massive hater is funny as hell 😭 like why are you beefing with a 6 year old girl

Lowkey I’m not sold on Lukas as of now, but I’m hoping that changes because Scarlett and Lukas do have really good potential 🫢