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”’And could I live back then when Virgil lived, / I would agree to pass, beyond the due / that brought me out of exile, one year’s sun.’

These words turned Virgil round to me - his look / saying, unspeakingly: ‘Be silent now!’ / But will power can’t do everything it wills.’” (canto 21, lines 100-105, pg. 201)

DANTE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY WHEN HES BEING A BIT OF FLOP 😭 oh flopte…

I have a prediction about how this book will end (b/c the prologue tells you kinda), but I suppose we’ll see about that 😞😞😞

eve is better than me cuz if i tried to console a man when he was upset and then he went on a tirade about how im the root of all evil, i would have killed him with a rock

i need to kill everyone in this book with a rock 😭

”’Miss Snowe,’ recommended Dr John… ‘Are you a Catholic?’” (pg 205)


I LOVE THIS SONG!

”…Yet methought less fair, / Less winning soft, less amiably mild…” (pg. 91, lines 478-479 of book four)

eve calling adam chopped cheese is FRYING me

”The mind is its own place and in itself / Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.” (lines 254-255)

omg enhypen bad desire (with or without you) is that you?????? 😍😍😍😍😍

PAUSE. I knew this major twist was gonna happen b/c I accidentally spoiled myself but I was GAGGED nonetheless 🫣🫢🫢

Lucy being a massive hater is funny as hell 😭 like why are you beefing with a 6 year old girl

Lowkey I’m not sold on Lukas as of now, but I’m hoping that changes because Scarlett and Lukas do have really good potential 🫢

”Colonel Sanders folded his arms and stared straight at Hoshino. “What is God?”

THIS BOOK IS NOT REAL LMAOOOOO

if u see me fuck up my shelves . no u didnt 🫷😞🫸

“My aspirations for dignity and equality do not hinge on perfection in myself or in any other woman; only on the humanity we share, fragile as that appears to be.”

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ok i normally don’t like doing mid-book reviews, but the men in this book are pissing me off SO FUCKING MUCH that i have to say something. like i know women’s rights were basically nonexistent during this time period, but it agitates me so badly to see how much of a kick henry crawford gets in upsetting fanny. like she said she doesn’t want you!! fuck off, my dude!!!!!!! GOD!!!! 😒😒😒

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