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we are coming down to miss camp half blood boots!! 😛

"look, i didn't want to be a half-blood"

😭😭😭 its like im 11 again this is so peak

"leif stared at rex as if seeing him for the first time, like he'd just discovered some long-buried truth about the best friend he'd known since he was six"

??? this line was prompted by rex asking leif to use his deodorant aka an act on intimacy. do rhett and link. know how this sounds?? if these are their self inserts, why are they queercoded??

dont ask...

in another universe, i'm lux lisbon

one of the boys the main unnamed boys are friends with has canonically been forced by them to put on lipstick that lux lisbon had the same kind of and kiss all of them so that they could experience being kissed by her. okay.

guys this is SO good you dont get it

wait when sorry mom said "i want to die like the girls in the movies. a virgin broadcasted for lightyears to come on the screens of a nation who will cry for her and say that they loved her and, though they never knew her, remember things she did" that was totally a reference to this book!!!!!

i'm sorry, his name is joe the WHAT?

why is everyone acting like its so silly and cute that hes LITERALLY SEXUALLY HARASSING HIM 24/7. THATS NOT OKAY??

YAYAYAY YURI how i feel rereading a book i read yesterday

how i feel reading yuri in class on my chromebook

"lolll this book will def have queer subtext" THERES FUCKING DRAG QUEENS. ITS THE 1950s AND THERES DRAG QUEENS. HELLO??

already finding queer subtext btw

who up quieting they american!!

"you were a parasite long before one ate your brain" damn???

what if you were my maid(?) and on your period and i was so desperate and thirsty for blood that i gave you head. and we were both girls.

the concept of masturbating to the thought of being hunted like an animal by your twin sisters husband and bitten with his extra row of 2 teeth you wont stop fixating on.

and also her name is lucy.

i need to stop reading books w characters w names of ppl i know wdym the main characters name is lucy

"I read myself as femmeboy, gender fuck, man in a dress. I know I'll be read as an unhinged cis girl in a slip dress and decide it doesn't matter if no one gets my subversive exuberance because I don't miss it. I don't quell it anymore" like just @ me atp omfg

i changed my mind its pretentious and not in a good way. like theres a lot of talking but hes not saying anything yk

"this book was so pretentious" IM PRETENTIOUS THATS WHY I LIKE IT!!!!!