Liam Macpherson > Recent Status Updates

The stat padding continues

This one’s got loads of Spanish. Brill

“Renowned business mongrel Alan Sugar” is very funny

Very incy wincy

Really just ok, but my love for the tunes is more than enough

*me having never even planned to besiege a walled city*

True true

Daft bitta fun

So succinct and readable

Something cheerier at last!

Was hoping this to be a palate cleanser after the nastiness of crime and punishment but it’s starting off not great. It’s melting up there

Truly a wretched little fuck

Really grim so far, hope it gets a lot cheerier

Wasn’t expecting it to be horned up

So glad I found out evolution doesn’t exist! One less thing to worry about

Absolutely absurd number of peoples and place names to spring on me

Bridge time

Getting into it now

He should just take an electrolyte gel and we’d not need this book

Bit depressing tbh

Drug heavy section. Self effacing. Something reassuring about a guy this revered at 40 years old reverting to old stuff and floundering to figure it out.

Remains fun. The quoted bits are no longer old early on pish