“So you finally got a ticket,” he said with a tut.
“Yes, sir,” I said brightly. “Sorry for the er, stalking, and attempted break ins. And when I held your cat hostage…and the damage I did to your doorframe when I tried to hold onto it and you got those four security guards to pull me off. Oh and the dent I left in your car when I punched it. And the death threats-”
— Dec 08, 2025 09:56PM
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