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“Mr Capella, we need to have an orientation before you run off!” Mr Nakatuki’s voice sailed after me but I kept prancing along, too exhilarated as I ran across her beautiful surface. If she was a pretty little tease from afar, she was one dirty slut of rock up close".
— Dec 08, 2025 10:00PM
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“Deep down, I knew why I liked this place so much...It was because Cal had been the one to buy the moon for me. And somehow, I would find a way to buy him the whole world in return."
my babies omg
— Dec 08, 2025 10:03PM
my babies omg
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“So you finally got a ticket,” he said with a tut.
“Yes, sir,” I said brightly. “Sorry for the er, stalking, and attempted break ins. And when I held your cat hostage…and the damage I did to your doorframe when I tried to hold onto it and you got those four security guards to pull me off. Oh and the dent I left in your car when I punched it. And the death threats-”
— Dec 08, 2025 09:56PM
“Yes, sir,” I said brightly. “Sorry for the er, stalking, and attempted break ins. And when I held your cat hostage…and the damage I did to your doorframe when I tried to hold onto it and you got those four security guards to pull me off. Oh and the dent I left in your car when I punched it. And the death threats-”
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“I could have eaten Edward Cullen for breakfast. Literally and sexually. He could have it anyway he liked. Jacob too. The”
— Dec 08, 2025 09:55PM
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“Oh my stars I’m going to the moon. Cal I’m going to the moon!”
— Dec 08, 2025 09:52PM
