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Buffy M. is 27% done with Scary Bastard
Now, this book is pretty lit so far. The child killer is introduced in the first few pages is terrifying and cunning.
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Scary Bastard

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 47% done with Try the New Candy
Not bad so far. Pretty good considering it's Aron Beauregard's first book.
Apr 18, 2026 11:44AM Add a comment
Try the New Candy

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 50% done with Ex-Boogeyman
The book is pretty great so far, it's meta done in a really enjoyable way for people (like yours truly) who have way too much slasher movie knowledge.

However, if the Rob that's directing the remake movie of Lunatic in this book is supposed to be to Rob Zombie, Triana and I are gonna have words.
Mar 30, 2026 10:32PM Add a comment
Ex-Boogeyman

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 20% done with Ex-Boogeyman
So far, this book is kino. This is my first Triana book, and he is straight COOKIN so far.

I would definitely recommend this to anyone who knows their slasher movies.

It's got me in the feels a bit too, but it might be because I'm on my period.
Mar 26, 2026 04:19AM Add a comment
Ex-Boogeyman

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 29% done with Homewreckers
I stg if the cute wiener doge dies I will flip tf out
Mar 12, 2026 06:50PM Add a comment
Homewreckers

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 61% done with Blender Babies
It's getting a tad bit better. I'm kinda lukewarm on this one. Pre-rating it at a 3 stars but that could potentially go up or down
Mar 07, 2026 09:19AM Add a comment
Blender Babies

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 37% done with Blender Babies
I'm not crazy about this one so far. I know the book has a post apocalypse plot and isn't just about babies in blenders.

While I do like that the bad guys in this apocalypse are really similar to The Omega Man mutants with a smidge of the cannibals from Ketchum's Dead River trilogy, I think a lot of the action scenes could be more well done and I don't think the book yet earns some of its overly disturbing scenes.
Mar 06, 2026 08:06AM Add a comment
Blender Babies

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 36% done with Modern Hysteria
A character purchases E.C. comics reprints from a comic book store. That is a kino reference if there ever was one gotttt dayummm
Mar 03, 2026 07:06AM Add a comment
Modern Hysteria

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 13% done with Benjamin
Dammit Aron. Can you please fuck OFF, WITH THE FUCKING POOP FFS
Feb 24, 2026 09:37AM 1 comment
Benjamin

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 68% done with Son of the Slob
Fuck man... This book started off pretty good. Unfortunately this is yet another AB book that randomly has sections ghostwritten by a moronic fratboy trying to be funny.

Maybe it'll stick the landing but I'm disappointed in some of the character regressions and a scene that could have been impactful and disturbing had it not taken a turn so stupid that it'd neither interesting, scary or funny.
Feb 23, 2026 11:48PM Add a comment
Son of the Slob

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 41% done with Son of the Slob
Why does the Slob and his biological son both have elephantitus of the nutsack?
Feb 23, 2026 06:37AM Add a comment
Son of the Slob

Buffy M.
Buffy M. is 41% done with Are Your Parents Home?
Wow, I was just gonna read 50 pages before bed, and I "just one more page"d it till I hit 104 pages.

Unfortunately, this book is legit scary, and now I have to go to bed.
Feb 21, 2026 03:26AM Add a comment
Are Your Parents Home?

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