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Insane that the prediction is for Athens to get terror bombed not once but TWICE in the 21st century 🫪

My reading trauma is forgotten my boy is here (the entire reason I started reading this book in the first place).

WAIT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM??? HOW??? It was so quick 😭

No but honestly I do kinda like how they evade all the time travel bs questions by being like "mate, we're academics and even we can't figure this out. Just go with it your head will stop hurting" LMFAO

Appleton you little shit. "Idk you'll have to ask yourself" is TOP TIER ragebait

Okay ignore the weirdly racist comments about Indigenous peoples in America bc like why are we doing all that? It's tired and boring. NOW SHAWTY IS (1) CHEEKED UP ON A RANDOM AFTERNOON AT THE LIBRARY? fresh and interesting as fuck but why the hell did this man Paul think they were gonna be showing bare ass in the 2010s? Man wrote this in 2006. Bro that was 4 years away from you wtf 😭

Sierra it's page 35 WHY ARE WE BEING SPIES YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO ALL THAT. Like fuck me I'd do the same unprompted like you did but damn 😭✋

Sierra I already love you. Please keep clocking these male academics and putting them in their place
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"IT WAS LOVE JUST THE SAME" GIRL 😭 I CAN'T SOMEONE TAKE ME OUT BACK AND SHOOT ME I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS

"You were probably grateful"... Yeah I'm just gonna... Yeah. It's been nice see y'all I'm OUT 👋

It's okay, everyone. It was almost worth it in the end.

Bro I don't know how to read music 😭

Fucking full of yourself, aren't you Danielewski? If you acknowledge it's impossible to read one more time in a tongue in cheek manner I'm gonna actually fucking lose it. STOP IT

Karen Green they could never make me form a stable opinion about you, other than the obvious.

Also lowkey Paglia spitting about the womb envy bit. She definitely isn't but she is!

I think I need to read Moby Dick

Um. So I take it back. Everything, actually. About the pacing. What the FUCK?

This book is gonna kill me. Or I'm gonna kill it. Probably the latter but we'll see (literally everything I complained about before has increased 20 fold 😭)

"it is too complex to adequately address here" in 112 p. we have:

-a page & a half of redacted content
-that one time citations were 2.5 pages long
-a page on the etymology of "riddle"
-THE EDITORS THEMSELVES noting the "lengthy narrative descriptions in what is purportedly a critical exegesis"
-Johnny's note on cutting the whole "coffee arcing tragically" paragraph

But no, talking about Derrida is too much.