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"IT WAS LOVE JUST THE SAME" GIRL 😭 I CAN'T SOMEONE TAKE ME OUT BACK AND SHOOT ME I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS

"You were probably grateful"... Yeah I'm just gonna... Yeah. It's been nice see y'all I'm OUT 👋

It's okay, everyone. It was almost worth it in the end.

Bro I don't know how to read music 😭

Fucking full of yourself, aren't you Danielewski? If you acknowledge it's impossible to read one more time in a tongue in cheek manner I'm gonna actually fucking lose it. STOP IT

Karen Green they could never make me form a stable opinion about you, other than the obvious.

Also lowkey Paglia spitting about the womb envy bit. She definitely isn't but she is!

I think I need to read Moby Dick

Um. So I take it back. Everything, actually. About the pacing. What the FUCK?

"it is too complex to adequately address here" in 112 p. we have:

-a page & a half of redacted content
-that one time citations were 2.5 pages long
-a page on the etymology of "riddle"
-THE EDITORS THEMSELVES noting the "lengthy narrative descriptions in what is purportedly a critical exegesis"
-Johnny's note on cutting the whole "coffee arcing tragically" paragraph

But no, talking about Derrida is too much.