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HADLEY N JAKE R MARRIED n hv throuple sesh ok wtf JAKE N LANA R MARRIED N THEY ALL LIVE TGT IN GREECE N A MASSIVE HOUSE CZ LANAS LOADED. NAMES CHANGED. JAKE GETS LANA RAPIST TO KILL FOR PRESENTS

Ya lanas def a cat person

So they allowed olivia to slowy get her own revenge but letting the paarsite in chirt eat him alive over the yrs… MINDBLOWN

Oh my gosh plot tiwst. Chirstophere denver, father of jake was the original killer and was bsf w lanas dad… he was in love with lanas mother, and when she got married w robert evans, he started killing women whi looked like her and framed it on other killer around the county, and robert. He lamely tried to protect robert but olivia, chriss’ first kills’ sister found out, and slowly poisoned him. Lana n jakeknew

All the fighting lek boring me out

Sorry the “lesbian” girl n sorta gay guy were doing it?? I love?? Unexpected momeneta n tense times ig

Oh shit he thoguht kennedy was lana who who didnt get raped…he yelled at her n didnt rven let her talk…

Oh this girl does NOT break promises she sewed kyles eyes open..

Lana castrated n skinned kyle n hung it up at the towns bell… shes genuinly a genuis for still styaing “sane” after all these killings

She made kyle swallow his own finger…

killing in a halloween party with the fbi inside the party is next level camo

its wild how lana remebershwat each person in that list sadi 10 years ago n uses it to taunt them while killing them. Also how she kills them in everyway that they tortured her and her brother in.

its so crazy how she n jake have gotten this far w such a massivemlie and onky 3 years planning. also how they can so. quickly adpat to any small unforseen circumstances. I love how they act as a joke trying to make the external people involved in the Evans kids case speak their story. Their quielty n loudly working to town into fear n their bidding its wild

OH BROOO “Anyone who would listen, SSA Bennett. If Victoria had lived,
she would have come back. She’d be this Scarlet Slayer you’re looking for.
That girl’s fire always burned hotter and fiercer than anyone else’s.”

Oh my days their nack story is so trauamtic i support lana fully bro. For ed incest rape in the open street after gang raping exah of them…

Lwk rooting for lana guys shld read this book instead of the science tb

Oh my gosh lana was hiding inside the box that logan saw inside the van n thigu hut the unsub ws in the van
BRO GENUINLY NERVEWRACKING

I love how jake n lana work tgt to completely rewirte history. Literally and figuratively. Jake changes all medical tecords, fbi data bases to compeltely give new lives n so their plans on kill list wld work

This chick is crazyy
She sewed lawrences dih into tylers mouth n tylers into lawrences wtf
Can lana go to india

The insane amount of overlooking of lamas skills is insane
“Lana has to be on the verge of breaking down. Shes juts a civilian with no trianing” oh shit dont even get me started bro her actings hella good

grace was so close to figuring it out… if she js connected the fact that lana is smart

High IQ+ serial killer+independant woman+profiler=u genuinley cant go wrong

“Even a monster has nightmares, ill be his” OHHH SHITTT LANAS GNA GET KILLED BY A SERIAL LILLER TRYNA KILL LOGAN, little does he freaking know, i hv a feeling this is where ligan sees that lana can kill

Playong kindergarden music to mentally toruture ur victimes in a dark cement cellar is next level vengeance

Ohh shit this is giving criminal minds
Lana is MESSED UP
Shes a genuis bro everything they assumed for the unsub is completely opposite;strong tall man, possibly gay LMFAO

OH THEIR PROFILING EACH ITHER IM BOITTA EAT THIS SHIT UPPP

Wait so..iasiah, kaden, nismera and samkiel r all siblings, thought only 3 were… thats some messed up family history shit

OH WAITT KADEN’S POV LWK…wsp w hot guys faling for homocidal pyschopathic hateful women

oh my gosh nismera sold the hand

I love that Cameron is incharge of doing the book history recap “Apparently, her maker, Kabitch—
sorry, my pen slipped”