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‏״Viper. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want you to have my children. I want to make you the happiest woman in the world. I’ll give you everything I have to give and anything you ever ask for. I love you with every part of my dark heart and every piece of my wasted soul. Will you please do me the honor of being my wife?״

😭💔

Nooo this part is so cringy 😭😭😭

‏״Fucking hell, you’re gorgeous. My sweet girl.
I’d kill an army for you. I’d burn down empires and lay all their gold at your feet.״

‏״I’ll kill anyone who ever disrespects you. I’ll kill anyone who even looks at you the wrong way. If anyone so much as annoys you, I’ll put a bullet in his skull and throw his body into the Charles River. You never have to fight your own battles again, viper, understood? I’ll fucking destroy any dumb motherfucker who ever dares to even make you frown.״

“Viper. My lovely, lethal wife. You’re fucking perfect, inside and out. Don’t ever worry about disappointing me. You couldn’t. Even when you’re homicidal or hurling insults, you take my breath away.״

Legs spread for him.‬

‏״Any man who even looks at you wrong will die. Any man, including him. If I sense any hint of a threat, if anything whatsoever happens that displeases me, I will make him unalive. Do you understand me?״

I don’t know what the fuck that was, but it wasn’t just smut it was magical.
This shit really felt holy 😭

‏״I decided to give in to the addiction.”
“What addiction?”
“You, baby. You.״

I’m spread. Wet. And ready for this men

‏״Malyutka. My little bird. My sweet angel. What have you done to me?״

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Holy shit

She’s the funniest character I’ve ever read about

Why she’s talking about herself like that?
Like at first it was fun and games, but now
It’s starting to creep me and cringe me

Six seven %

Oh shit they kissed 😭

They need to kiss already

Nooooooo I don’t want to finish this so soon 💔

Ugh she so me I hate talking about my feelings especially when I like someone or complimenting a man in general

״You’re not a child,so I’ll never tell you how to dress, but I am a jealous man.I don’t share. And I’m not Stavros. If it were me that night at La Cantina and another man slapped your arse as we walked by,he’d be dead before he drew another breath.Not because of my ego, but because anyone who disrespects you will pay a price.And if they disrespect you in front of me ‏the price will be especially severe.

I CANTTT BREATHE

‏״I might be the king of the Russian mafia now, but my queen will always hold the most power. Only she can make or break me with a single word.״

Do me all night please

This is crazy

‏״My birthday’s February twentieth.״

OMGGGG WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY BITCH WHATTTYTTYTT

‏״Her voice rises. “What’s wrong?”
“I left something in California.”
“What?”
“My heart, baby. My cold, dead, worthless heart, which didn’t even beat before I met you.״

He’s so desperate for her💔.‬

‏״Sloane?”
“Yeah?”
“I want to be you when I grow up.”
She smiles and sends me a wink. “Get in line.״

THIS DUO 😍😍😍

‏״Kage held off a war-planning meeting so he could spend the holidays with me.״

where will you find a man like this?

I love the way he’s always asking for permission

Oh never mind I thought she did it to his asshole but it’s to his crown

That’s so gay im dying