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Am I CRAZY for thinking the Hind is Day???? 👀

Her beating up the douche trying to attack the chick and I’m like ***insert gif from Key & Peele show where Key is jumping around all ecstatic like OOOOO I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!*** hell yeah brother

I have about 10 different covers of “Zombie” by the Cranberries on my playlist and every single one of them keeps reminding me I need to pay close attention while reading this

ITS THE SAME OLD THEME SINCE ✨1916✨
IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD THEYRE STILL FIGHTING
WITH THEIR TANKS AND THEIR BOMBS
AND THEIR BOMBS AND THEIR GUNS
In your head in your head they are dying
IN YOUR HEADD IN YOUR HEADDD
ZOMBIE

I am a very fast reader. So long books don’t usually bother me or drain me as easily. But this one?? I’m barely over midway through. There is absolutely NO reason this book should be so fucking long. Screaming inside wondering what the hell is going to take up the next 500 pages. 1000 pages of what?!? Stop repeating the same crap and just get it over with my GOD

Kinda predictable but I’m sure there’s a twist with who her dad is

Just pausing to update with the fact that I audibly went “FUUUUUUUUUUUCK🫣”at the firing squad scene with her uncle OMG. Not many books have me voicing concern out loud like that jeeeeeeez

This is so dumb but I can’t stop???????

THIS BOOK IS SO EFFING GOOD OMG I LOVE THE GARGOYLE SO MUCH

Anthony Palmini back on the audible too good LORD I AM READY😂✨✨✨✨✨✨

Of course my Spotify release radar has a cover of “These Days” this week by an obscure German/British post punk chick that I follow lol …. Absolutely tracks